"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."
Tags:snail, snails, tape, tape dispenser, tape dispensers, love is blind, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, lookalike, lookalikes, partner, partners, romantic partner, romantic partners, love, fall in love, falling in love, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, different background, different backgrounds
"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."
Tags:techno-industrial, techno, industrial, music, musician, musicians, electronic music, electronica, german, popular music, pop, pop music, genre, genres, germany, rootsy, folksy, contrast, contrasts, contrasting, opposite, opposites, mix, mixes, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, mix together, disparate, style, styles, stylized, stylised
"I married for contrast."
Coming to a theater near you~Dante & Virgil: A Buddy Movie
Tags:poet, poets, buddy, buddy movie, opposite, opposites, contrast, contrasting, dante, publius vergilius maro, virgil, durante degli alighieri, dante alighieri, poetry, poems, dante's inferno, dantes inferno, writer, writers, epic poetry, epics, divine comedy, dante's guide, guide, guide through hell, purgatory, cinema, film, trope, genre, comedia, history
"All the wrong people are right."
Tags:contradiction, contradictions, wrong, right, opposite, opposites, switch teams, switches teams, switching teams, cognitive dissonance, political view, political views, view, views, opinion, opinions, change your mind, changing your mind, changing minds, resent, resents, resentment, talking heads, pundit, pundits, punditry, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"Francophobe meet Francophile."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, introductions, introducing, language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, french, francophile, francophobe, unlikely friendship, unlikely friendships, opposites, opposites attract, relationship, relationships, word play, wordplay
"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
Tags:butcher, butchers, butchery, butchering, meat, meats, red meat, fresh meat, unexpected, opposite, opposites, unexpected, violence, off screen violence, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, doom, doomed, doctor, doctors, rib, ribs, bbq, barbecue, pig, pigs, pork, vet, vets, veterinarian, hospital, hospitals, bad news
"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."
Tags:check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, breathe, inhale, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, test results, results, bloodwork, blood work, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosed, flip, flipped, invert, inverted, opposite, opposites
"May I introduce the Dorner twins? One's good, one's bad."
Thomas Pynchon's Evil Twin
A shepherd herds clouds.
"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"
Tags:quirk, quirks, quirky, meet cute, meeting cute, romantic comedy, romantic comedies, manic pixie dream girl, manic pixie dream girls, out of control, pretentious, pretentiousness, affected, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, frizz, frizzy hair, curly hair, date, dates, dating, cocktail party, cocktail parties, flirt, flirts, flirty, flirtation, flirtations, bow, bows, control freak, control freaks, opposite, opposites, opposites attract
"The two of you should have lots to talk about."
"What the hell do men want?"
"I say 'fiesta,' you say 'siesta'."
Tags:fiesta, fiestas, siesta, siestas, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, napped, party, parties, party animal, party animals, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, opposites attracts, carnival, carnivals, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, hobby, pastime, pastimes, relaxation
"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"
Dog and owner pulling in different directions
Obviously Positive And Negative Attitudes
Tags:positive, smile, smiling, smiles, happy, happiness, happily, joy, joyful, cheerful, cheerfully, married, marriage, married life, negative, negativity, positivity, optimist, optimism, pessimist, pessimism, sad, sadly, sadness, frown, frowning, unhappy, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, literal, literaly joke, visual gag
Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, spouse, spouses, newspaper, newspapers, desk signs, entertainment, business, interests, different interests, opposites, opposite, opposites attract, morning routines, morning routine, routine, routines, news
"Can I get you anything from the meat bar?"
Tags:salad bar, salad bars, restaurant, restaurants, buffet, buffets, butcher, butchers, butchery, butchering, meat, meats, red meat, fresh meat, unexpected, opposite, opposites, unexpected, violence, off screen violence, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, out to eat, eating out, fine dining, dining, diner, dinner, diners, gourmet, gourmets, cleaver, cleavers, cook, cooking, cookery, chef, chefs
"Bag of whisper or sackful of shriek?"
Yin & Yang in Cleveland
Tags:cleveland, cleveland stereotype, cleveland stereotypes, yin, yang, yin and yang, chinese philosophy, ancient chinese philosophy, dualism, opposite, opposites, complementary, middle class, middle aged, middle class man, middle class men, tweed, tweed jacket, tweed jackets, tweed trousers, fashion, unfashionable
"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse
"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."
Tags:america, american, russia, russian, superpower, superpowers, global superpower, global superpowers, comedian, comedians, composer, composers, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, oppose, opposing, opposites, opponents, ideology, ideologies, conflicting, conflict, omission, slip, slips, coffee, tea, afternoon tea
Grandma collects medication for ill grandson and pet fish.