Optimism Cartoons

"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Most of all, he'll be remembered for his irrepressible spirit."

"What I'll miss most is his indefatigable optimism."

"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."

"You tested positive for being negative."

"My leaving Wilkins & Jennings was perfectly amicable. They felt that I should be fired, and I agreed."

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"Film blanc."

"When life gives you lemonade, make a highly caffeinated, alcoholic lemon-flavored drink."

"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."

Wishful Thinking

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

"We find the defendant guilty on all charges, Your Honor. On the positive side, we really liked his openness and energy."

"So far, so good!"

The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.

"Couldn't I do a couple of hundred hours of community service instead?"

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

"You will have a nice day."

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

Tragedy and Material

"I fully expect the third grade to hold plenty of difficulties, but I've had a restful summer and think I'm up to whatever challenges I encounter."

"We're hoping for an uptick."