Optimist Cartoons

"Most of all, he'll be remembered for his irrepressible spirit."

"What I'll miss most is his indefatigable optimism."

"You tested positive for being negative."

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

"This is a minor setback. The hunter-gatherer economy is still good."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"On the other hand, it's great to be out of Washington!"

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

Wishful Thinking

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

In Deep Denial

Floor Plan of Studio Apartment 8-B.

"We find the defendant guilty on all charges, Your Honor. On the positive side, we really liked his openness and energy."

The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.

"Look on the dark side."

Lifetime Achievement Awards

"Wake up, Tom. You're having the American dream again."

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

"You will have a nice day."

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

Tragedy and Material

"We're hoping for an uptick."