"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."
Tags:snob, snobs, snobbery, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, call waiting, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, call, calls, calling, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, trade up, trades up, trading up, hold out, holding out, better option, better options, putdown, putdowns, put-down, put-downs, option, options
Never Hillary and Never Trump become Hillary and Trump.
Tags:trump, trump voter, trump voters, donald trump, hillary, clinton, vote, votes, voter, voters, democrat, democrats, democratic nominee, bad choice, bad choices, bad option, bad options, candidate, candidates, option, options, bad option, bad options, presidential race, presidential races, 2016, election, elections, united states, usa, never trump, #nevertrump, conservative, conservatives, fall in line, falls in line, falling in line
"You get one phone call or we can switch your carrier and you'll get five-cents-a-minute, unlimited calls, anytime, anywhere, including free evenings and weekends."
Tags:police, police station, arrest, arrested, phone call, phone calls, one call, one phone call, right, rights, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, mobile phone, mobile phones, mobile phone plans, mobile phone plans, cell phone, cell phones, cell phone plan, options, option, dilemma, dilemmas, calling plan, calling plans, choice, choices, choose, choosing, pick one, cell carriers, cell carrier, mobile carrier, mobile carriers
A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.
A man hangs himself in the voting booth.
Tags:vote, votes, voting day, voting days, voting booth, voting booths, choice, choices, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, hang, hangs, hanging, suicidal, difficult choice, difficult choice, option, options, bad option, bad options, candidate, candidates, politician, politicians, democracy, democracies, democratic system, democratic traditions, least worst option, least worst options, lesser of two evils, two evils, compromise, compromises, compromising, compromise candidate, compromise candidates
"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"
Tags:hunting, hunter, hunters, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, network, networks, channel, channels, cable, cable channel, cable channels, cable package, cable packages, couch potato, couch potatoes, choice, choices, option, options, special interest, special interest, interest, interests, interest group, interest groups, lazy, laziness, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, modern life, modern times, exercise, exercises, exercising, lack of exercise, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles
"Please - sit anywhere."
Tags:gorilla, gorillas, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorilla, ape, apes, primate, primates, defer, defers, deferring, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait, waits, waiting, have a seat, sit down, choice, choices, option, options, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, heavy hitter, heavy hitters, client, clients, important client, important clients, big client, big clients
"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."
Tags:law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, law firm, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, trial, trials, accused, accuses, plea, plead, guilt, guilty, criminal, criminals, choice, choices, option, options, no option, one option, choice, choose, choosing, hopeless, advice, advise, advisers, choose, no choice
"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
Tags:therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, headshrinker, headshrinkers, therapy session, therapy sessions, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, accountant, accountants, financial advisor, financial advisors, bookkeeping, bookkeepers, bookkeeper, options, choices, advice, advise, advising, advisor, couples, couples counseling, technicality, technicalities, reproductive endocrinologist, reproductive endocrinology, fertility, fertility clinic, infertility, slow, slowly, slowpoke, slowpokes
"Don is more like network, and Evan is more like cable."
Tags:women, woman, men, man, smack talk, smack talking, talking smack, talking trash, trash talk, trash talking, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, network, network television, network tv, cable tv, cable television, cable, differences, comparison, comparisons, options, weighing the options, friend, friends
Up - Down - Other options.
"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"
Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment
Tags:smart device, smart devices, smartphone, smartphones, digital assistant, digital assistants, digital assistance, artificial intelligence, modern world, question, questions, option, options, choice, choices, too many choices, overwhelmed, overwhelming, modern times, modern life, nag, nags, nagging
"We did everything we could."
Tags:surgery, surgeries, option, options, exhausting all options, operation, operations, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, medical procedure, medical procedures, cliche, cliches, we did all we could, expression, expressions, figurative, literal, literally, option, options, outside the box, thinking outside the box
"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."
Tags:marriage, marriages, married life, married lives, long term relationship, long-term-relationships, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, indecision, indecisive, decide, order out, options, hunger, hungry, hanger, fight, fighting, decisions, trouble deciding, big decisions, big decision
"Darjeeling, Earl Grey, blackberry, sassafras, chamomile, rose hip, cranberry, orange pekoe, spicy cinnamon, peppermint, licorice, strawberry patch, sesame, mint, Chinese, or carob?"
Tags:tea, teas, herbal tea, herbal teas, tea drinker, tea drinkers, drinking tea, drink, drinks, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding, too many choices, option, options, drink menu, drink menus, list, lists, long list, long lists, earl grey, orange pekoe, darjeeling, peppermint, rose hip, chamomile, cinnamon, liquorice, licorice, chinese, carob, guest, guests, visitor, visitors
"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"
Tags:restaurant, fancy, upscale, menu, menus, expensive, expenses, high ticket, high ticket item, high ticket items, order, orders, ordering, impress, impresses, impressing, date, dates, dating, choice, choices, option, options, approving, approval, approvals, front of house, front of house staff, waiter, waiters, server, servers, bill, bills
"You have a choice of three-bean salad or lethal injection."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, three-bean salad, salad, salads, bean, beans, lethal injection, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, execution, executions, death, choice, choices, choosing, option, options, decision, decisions, deciding
"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"
Tags:rescue, rescues, rescue dog, rescue dogs, dog, dogs, st. bernard, saint bernard, brandy, coffee, decaf, herbal tea, tea, teas, cran-apple, cranberry-apple, juice, juices, juice box, juice boxes, refreshment, refreshments, snack, snacks, option, options, choice, choices, decision, decisions, ski, skies, skiing, accident, accidents, winter sport, winter sports
"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"
Tags:indecision, indecisive, indecisiveness, marriage, marriages, hamburger, hamburgers, lamb chop, lamb chops, dinner, dinners, dinner plan, dinner plans, make dinner, makes dinner, making dinner, exasperated, exasperating, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, question, questions, questioning, eat, eats, eating, decide, decides, deciding, businessman, businessmen, weigh options, weighing options, option, options, choice, choices, hard choice, hard choices, difficult choice, difficult choices
Tags:coffee, coffees, barista, baristas, automate, automated, automation, robot worker, robot workers, robot replacement, robot replacements, coffee order, coffee orders, preference, preferences, personal preference, personal preferences, modern life, modern lives, choice, choices, option, options, too many choice, too many options, overstimulate, overstimulated, overstimulation, over-stimulation, vending machine, vending machines, espresso, espressos
"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."
"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."
Tags:duel, duels, duelling, dueller, duellers, immature, duellist, duellists, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, immature, immaturity, toxic masculinity, settle, settles, settling, maturity, masculinity, stop and think, think through, thinking through, regret, regrets, regretting, overzealous, option, options, kill, kills, killer, killers, killing, killings, regret, regrets, regretting
In a Perfect Universe
"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, coffee, coffees, lunch, lunches, lunch break, lunch breaks, order, orders, ordering, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, option, options, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, fancy restaurant, inedible, inedible food, hipster, hipsters, fine dining, cuisine, preference, preferences, simple food, simple foods, comfort food, comfort foods