"Worse."
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snellen chart, vision, visual, optics, optical, optician, opticians, doctor, doctors, interrogation, gunman, gun to head, gun to his head, interrogate, interrogates, optomologist, optomologists, optometrist, optometrists, eye, eyes, glasses, exam, examination, examinations, kidnap, kidnapped, on pain of death, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, get well, get well soon"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."
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couples counselling, couples therapy, marriage therapy, social media, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, used car, used cars, car, cars, car accident, car accidents, car crash, myth, myths, car crashes, optometrist, optometrists, eye doctor, eye doctorsPessimist: "Half empty." Optimist: "Half full." Optometrist: "Half a glass of water."
"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."
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glasses, fashion, style, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, eyeglasses, rimless, jagged, edge, edges, popular, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eyewear, eye, eyes, dangerous, risky, fashionableOld MacDonald Had An Optometrist
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optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye-doctor, eye-doctors, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, sight test, sight tests, sight chart, sight charts, old macdonald had a farm, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."
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car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents, car-crash, car-crashes, social medial, social network, social networks, domestic, domestics, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, targeted ad, targeted ads, targeted advertising, couples counselling, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, optometrist, optometrists, used car, used cars, privacy, privacy rights, privacy laws, husband, husbands, car accident, car accidents, wife, wives, online advertising, online advertisement, online advertisements"Think of these as the car your face is driving."
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glasses, sunglasses, eyewear, eyeglasses, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, face, faces, driving, driver, drivers, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, fashion statement, personal style, personal appearance, optician, opticians, optometry, optometrist, optometrists, eyes, eye"You're dewy-eyed."
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optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, medical, medicine, eye test, eyes tests, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, eye drops, patient, patients, healthcare, health care, dewy-eyed, innocent, naive, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."
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eye chart, eye charts, vision, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, eye doctor, eye doctors, doctor, doctors, vision chart, vision charts, eye, eyes, farmer, farmers, uneducated, illiterate, elitist, elitists, book, books, reader, readers, reading, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."
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eyewear, eye wear, contact, contacts, contact lenses, contact lens, lost, missing, disappeared, search party, search parties, search, searcher, searchers, searching, looking, forest, forests, woods, wilderness, effort, glasses, eyeglasses, contact wearer, contact wearers, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists"I'm afraid you're going to need a new pair of corrective lashes, Mr. Fox."
Groucho Glasses Eye Test
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groucho marx, groucho glasses, nose glasses, beaglepuss, novelty glasses, beaglepusses, glass, glasses, spectacles, specs, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optimist, optimists, optician, opticians, sense of humour, unprofessional, immature, eye problems, vision test, vision tests, visual test, visual tests, visual impairmentSuperhero Eye Test
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superhero, superheros, hero, heroes, power, powers, superpower, superpowers, optometrist, optometrists, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eye tests, vision, x-ray, x-ray vision, eye chart, eye-chart, eye-charts, eye charts, heat ray, heat rays, burn, burnt, burning, melt, melted, melting"Is that it? I don't have my contacts in."
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contacts, contact lens, contact lenses, vision, vision problem, vision problems, vision trouble, vision troubles, focus, out of focus, blur, blurry, fantasy, uncertain, uncertainty, quest, quests, fantasy, direction, directions, ask directions, asking directions, eyesight, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses"You really want laser surgery on your one good eye?"
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laser surgery, laser surgeries, cyclops, cyclopses, eye surgery, eye surgeon, eye surgeons, optician, opticians, otometry, optometrist, optometrists, eye doctor, eye doctors, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, ophthalmology, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, ancient myth, ancient myths, mythical creature, mythical being, ancient greece, ancient greek, ancient greeks"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"
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prescription, prescriptions, eye hole, eye holes, glasses, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, lens, lenses, spectacles, vision, vision problem, vision problems, vision trouble, extra fee, extra fees, hidden fee, hidden fees, paper bag, paper bags, paper bag mask, paper bag masksAn eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eyes tests, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, healthcare debate, health care debate, politics, government, governments"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, glasses, eyeglasses, eyewear, fashion, style, personal appearance, owlish, foolish, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, wordplay, word play, play on wordsCupid's eye test.
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eyes tests, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, cupid, cupids, eros, heart, hearts, love, valentine's day, valentines day, greek mythology, roman mythology"E"
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eyes tests, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, blind, blindness, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, canine, canines, dog, dogs, seeing eye dog, seeing eye dogs, working dog, working dogs, service dog, service dogs, service animal, service animals, readingVoyeur Exam
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voyeur, voyeurs, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, peep, peeps, stalk, stalks, stalking, stalker, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry"You need night vision goggles."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, night vision, night-vision, goggle, goggles, prescription, prescriptions, prescribing, glasses, eyeglasses, animal, animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, nocturnal, bad eyesight"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"
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cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, optometrist, optician, eye test, eyes tested, eye tests, glasses, sunset, sun, into the sunset, eye, eyes, play on words, word play, word-play