Orchestra Cartoons

Orchestra Cartoons

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"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"

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Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

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"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

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"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

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"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

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Salad Bowl Drum

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Boy Plays Flute With Backside

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Top-Echelon Shakeup: Zubin Mehta to Chrysler, Lee Iacocca to the Philharmonic

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"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."

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"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

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"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

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"It's the new union rule - we have to provide cots for them if they have more than 8 bars rest."

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"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

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"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

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"That's Dr. Cray conducting research."

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"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

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"....you there, start playing! Now! Yes, great, keep playing! Now you! Yes, you! The oboe! Go! Now! Great!"

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"Welcome to an evening of doo-wop! Just kidding, folks. Now for the Berlioz."

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"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

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"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

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"I won't lie to you.Chopin's 'Funeral March' is a bad sign."

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"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."

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Duck

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Fake it.

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Leonard Bernstein

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