Orchestras Cartoons

Orchestras Cartoons

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Orchestras cartoon

"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"

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Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

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"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

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Salad Bowl Drum

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Top-Echelon Shakeup: Zubin Mehta to Chrysler, Lee Iacocca to the Philharmonic

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"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."

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"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

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"It's the new union rule - we have to provide cots for them if they have more than 8 bars rest."

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"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

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"That's Dr. Cray conducting research."

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"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

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"....you there, start playing! Now! Yes, great, keep playing! Now you! Yes, you! The oboe! Go! Now! Great!"

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"Welcome to an evening of doo-wop! Just kidding, folks. Now for the Berlioz."

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"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

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"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

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"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."

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Duck

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Fake it.

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Leonard Bernstein

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"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

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Orchestra Arranged As Normal Excluding Man At Back With Gun To His Head

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"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

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"... and now just a few short words from our sponsor."

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Blowing your nose musically.

Artist: Booth, George   Search ID: CC37070   High Res: 4278x1590 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: blowing your nose, cold, colds, common cold, music, musician, musicians, musical, band, bands, orchestra, orchestras, natural talent, talent, skilled, sound, sounds, discovered, musical note, musical notes, accident, accidents, happy accident, happy accidents, health, unhealthy, sick, ill

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A drummer reads his music.

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