"Nice little touch of humility!"
"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."
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"Come on, honey, enough with the magic realism."
The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III
Lifetime Achievement Awards
"Group Five May Now Board"
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"If it's all right, I prefer the name Dave."
Tags:tweedle-dee, tweedle-dum, tweedledee and tweedledum, tweedledum and tweedledee, alice in wonderland, lewis carroll, charles lutwidge dodgson, carroll, dodgson, charles dodgson, book, books, lit, literature, fiction, fictional, fantasy, fantastic, alice's adventures in wonderland, nonsense, literary nonsense, name, names, naming, boring, ordinary, normal, regular, contrast, contrasting
"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."
Tags:businessmen, businessman, ceo, ceos, executive lifestyle, executive lifestyles, corporate culture, servant, servants, domestic, domestics, domestic servant, domestic servants, domestic worker, domestic workers, gentleman, gentlemen, class divide, class divides, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, business suit, business suits, remember, he puts his pants on one leg at a time, ordinary, ordinariness, economic inequality, social inequality, wealth inequality, income inequality
"I wasn't anybody in a previous lifetime, either."
Under the Radar
Tags:normal, normality, ordinary, ordinary life, ordinary lives, extraordinary, under the radar, fly under the radar, flying under the radar, average, average person, average people, mediocre, mediocrity, irrepressible, stand out, stands out, standing out, make a name for yourself, making a name for yourself, blend in, blends in, blending in, blend, blends, blending
Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
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"Look, Joel, you're relatively young, have a relatively nice job and a relatively nice wife. There's no reason in the world why you shouldn't be relatively happy."
The Man Who Never Had a Tax Mix-Up, Bungle, or Situation.
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Superman Heads Back To The Fridge
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"I'm just like any other politician in the race-I take my pants off one leg at a time."
Average Joes: The Magazine for Celebrities
Tags:celebrities, celebrity, famous, famous people, celeb, celebs, star, stars, magazine, magazines, tabloid, tabloids, entertainment, news, gossip, rumors, rumours, average joe, average joes, average, average person, average people, normal, normal person, normal people, ordinary, ordinary person, ordinary people, word play, wordplay, role swap, role reversal
Cake Shop. Cannabis Shop. Chocolate Shop.
Tags:shop, shops, shop front, shop fronts, store, stores, store fronts, legal cannabis, cannabis store, cannabis stores, cannabis shop, cannabis shops, marijuana, legal marijuana, medical marijuana, marijuana store, marijuana stores, marijuana shop, marijuana shops, weed, run of the mill, ordinary, mundane, legalise, legalize, legaising, legalizing, legalisation, legalization
"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."
"Nothing's special today."
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"Don't worry, this happens to lots of guys."
The ordinary Kreskin
"Why do boring things happen to exciting women?"
Have your photo taken with Joan
Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.
"He'll always be a town car and never a limo."