"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."
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"Even though you gave the CEO a kidney, this is a lot of sick days."
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"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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"No giblets, but there's an organ-donor card."
"I can get you to San Francisco through Dallas via Atlanta, but we'd have to take a kidney right here and now."
"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."
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"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
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"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."
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"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."
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"I always wondered who got my transplant."
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"I'm leaving my ankles to science."
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
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"I'd like to donate all my organs to Republicans for Bob Dole."
"You the guy who donated his body to science?”
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Organ Exchange Bank
Hospital rooms are named Kidneys, Livers and Onions.
"I'm afraid that kidney went to somebody who can write code."
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"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"
"The donors family is outside. Would you like to meet them?"
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"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."
"If I had waited for the perfect donor, chances are I'd still be waiting for a head transplant."
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"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"
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"I've got you on the waiting list, but I think it's for a Birkin bag."
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"Most emphatic rejection of foreign tissue I've ever seen!"
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"Billy's going to be my new liver someday."
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