"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."
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"Even though you gave the CEO a kidney, this is a lot of sick days."
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"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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"No giblets, but there's an organ-donor card."
"I can get you to San Francisco through Dallas via Atlanta, but we'd have to take a kidney right here and now."
"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
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"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."
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"I see the radiator's Baroque again."
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"I always wondered who got my transplant."
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He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.
"Take me to you liver."
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
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"I'd like to donate all my organs to Republicans for Bob Dole."
"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."
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Organ Exchange Bank
Hospital rooms are named Kidneys, Livers and Onions.
"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."
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"I'm afraid that kidney went to somebody who can write code."
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"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''
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"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"
"I just love it when you get off on Cole Porter!"
"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."
"Ready Hans? Deep breath."
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"I've got you on the waiting list, but I think it's for a Birkin bag."
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"I'm just not sure the general public is ready for this, Foster."
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