"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"
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The Big Bang
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"Tell me my origin story."
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"Maybe it needs a caption."
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BIG BANG COMIX
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Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.
Darwin's Origin of Sushi.
Where steel wool comes from.
Twitter is born.
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The Origins of Everything
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"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."
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"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"
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