"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."
"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."
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Reform, Conservative and Orthodox gasoline.
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"Hava Nagila" go-round.
All Visitors Must Be Orthodox
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Bornstein's - Fine Fashions for Jewish Men
Two Jewish temples on a desert island: one advertises it's "Orthodox congregation" while the other advertises it's "Reform Congregation".
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At the age of 39, Sidney Sussman became undeniable aware of his Jewishness
"Hello there. I'm the bluebird of Orthodox Judaism. What do you say you get up, you put on t'fillin and you daven this morning?"
"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to conservative
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"Which section do you wish to sit in—Davening or Non-Davening?"
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"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"
"So exactly when did you first experience this craving for a corned beef sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise and a glass of milk?"
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