"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."
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"This symposium has gotten completely out of hand!"
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"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"
"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."
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"It's the stress of freshman year, sir."
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"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"
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"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."
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Things That Aren't Problems At All That I Worry About the Most