"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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"When it's over, I'll explain all the pop culture references you didn't get and you can explain all the pop culture references I didn't get."
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Cook Food- The Original Theme Restaurant
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"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."
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"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."
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"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."
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"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
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"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."
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"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
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"O.K. Will somebody please bring me up to date?"
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"I think 'gutsy' became 'ballsy' in about 1988."
"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."
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WHEN MANNERS COUNTED'Dad, Nigel would like to apologize."
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"I wasn't cable-ready."
'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'
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"Before Carlo did us, we thought the whole nineteenth century was clunky."
"The chef suggests you help him unload last week's salmon."
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"It's a soul patch, but luckily we've caught it early."
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Pasta of the Eighties
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"Wait, this is yesterday's."
Special! Thrill to Last Season's Pro Football!
"Do you have one of those phones you can talk to people on?"
"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
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"This is an old, upper-middle-class white spiritual."
"Dickie and I were so relieved to hear that you were born with you hyphen."
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