Jaws phones his agent.
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"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
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"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
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"Before Carlo did us, we thought the whole nineteenth century was clunky."
Shear and Wear
"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."
"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."
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"It's all part of life. In time, each of us will be moved to the guest room."
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"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
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"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."
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Lambada: The Forgotten Dance
"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"
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