Hippocrates Off The Record - "First, treat no lawyers."
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"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"
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"I think I was only invited for one reason."
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Arbitrageur in Exile
"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."
"For a moment, I was afraid I'd been demonized, but it turns out I've only been cuckolded."
"The exhaustive analysis of our nation's predicament has arrived."
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"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"
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"And me without a Twitter account."
Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.
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He replied all.
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"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"
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"It's some odd-ball salesman."
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"This is Abramson, our new piñata."
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Branded A and B
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Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.
"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."
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"It's like the minute they see 'Charlie Manson' on your dating profile all you get are the crazy ones."
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"Oh, Lord! Here comes that common garden pest again!"
The Man Who Knew Way Too Much
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Uh oh, it's...Mondo Man.
"Nobody wants to merge with us."
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"No charge. We've all wanted you out of town for a while."