"When it's over, I'll explain all the pop culture references you didn't get and you can explain all the pop culture references I didn't get."
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"What do you think, Al—shall I use the tax cut for a CD-ROM drive or an Uzi?"
"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
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"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."
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"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
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"Let's quit helping those who don't need help, stop supporting failed programs, cut entitlements...and offer the dog to the gods."
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"I wasn't cable-ready."
"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."
"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."
Special! Thrill to Last Season's Pro Football!
"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."
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"I hunt and she gathers-otherwise, we couldn't make ends meet."
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"Remember when the old guys were on top and the young guys were on the bottom?"
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"And remember those goofy old movies that showed everyone in the twenty-first century wearing the same unisex outfit?"
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The Marriage of Sisyphus
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The Off-line Store
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"Watch who you're call irrelevant!"
Attack of the Creeping Doily
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"Hey, pal, we're kinda lost. How do we get back to 2016?"
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Signs of the Times
After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.
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"I'm in way over my head"
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"God, they were fun then - women."
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"I appreciate traditional values as well as the next man, Belknap, but you'll have to convert to battery power like the rest of us."
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