"On the other hand, it may bring in more visitors."
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"This may be bliss for you, Felicia, but my pants are crawling with chiggers!"
Welcome to the Adirondacks.
"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
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"From a man's point of view, do you think it's beautiful?"
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
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"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"
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ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ
Mouse Sidewalk Cafe
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"Can we please go back to playing on our phones?"
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"He loved the outdoors."
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"Harold's easing into retirement."
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"Go out and play? What is this, 1962?"
"Isn't this fun?"
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"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."
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"Make me feel ashamed of you!"
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"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."
Catching a Cloud
"It's the porch plants - can they come in?"
"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"
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"Don't worry! I just came to tell you I'm not like other grizzly bears."
"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"
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Peak and off peak.
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"Get me the hell out of the wilderness!"
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"I hated how they acted so much 'greener than thou'."
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