"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."
Tags:outlaw, outlaws, rebel, rebels, glamor, glamorous, glamour, glamourous, criminal, criminals, criminality, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, justification, justifications, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur, common criminal, common criminals, rulebreaker, rulebreakers, rule breaker, rule breakers, romance, romantic
"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."
Tags:pecos bill, tall tale, tall tales, western, westerns, myth, myths, mythology, mythological figure, mythological figures, bildungsroman, come of age, comes of age, coming of age, novel, novels, autobiography, autobiographies, biography, biographies, biographer, biographers, portmanteau, portmanteaus, outlaw, outlaws, cowboy, cowboys, legend, lgends, legendary, lore, publisher, publishers, publishing
"Stop! Wait! Government's no longer the problem - it's the solution."
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"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."
Deadwood 25 miles
Tags:television, television show, television shows, televisions, cable, wild west, western, westerns, regional, profanity, profanity filled, swears, swear, swearing, curse, cursing, post-civil war, lawless, outlaws, outlaw, gold strike, mining, coal mining, coal miners, coal miner, tv program, tv programs, tv programme, tv programmes, satellite, satellite tv, streaming, online streaming, digital cable, premium tv, premium cable
"Careful! He knows computers."
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"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."
Tags:pig, pigs, truffle, truffles, sidetracked, side-tracked, side tracked, truffle hunting, truffle hunter, truffle hunters, swine, swines, heist, heists, bank heist, bank heists, robber, robbers, outlaw, outlaws, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, bandit, bandits, cowboy, cowboys, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritise
"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."
Tags:fascinator, fascinators, headpiece, headpieces, hatter, hatters, accessory, accessories, outlaw, outlaws, hat, hats, feather, feathers, flower, flowers, beads, hair clip, hair clips, fashion, fashions, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashionista, fashionistas, style, styles, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, pub, pubs, western, westerns, wild west, cowboy, cowboys, gang, gangs
"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"
"When you ask what I do, do you mean for money?"
"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"
Tags:wildwest, wild west, chase, cowboys, cowboy, sherif, sherifs, outlaw, outlaws, western, westerns, western movie, western movies, western films, western film, horse chase, persuit, escape, escaping, fairground, fair, fairground ride, fairground rides, carrousel, carrousels, rocking horse, rocking horses, childrens rides, childrens games, games, play, playing, make believe, whimsy, whimsical
"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"
"Let's face it, Joe Bob, bounty hunting isn't what it used to be."
Tags:bounty hunter, bounty hunters, bounty hunting, lost, lost pet, lost pets, lost cat, lost cats, cat, cats, missing person, missing persons, wanted, wanted poster, wanted posters, nostalgia, nostalgic, cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, western movie, western movies, western film, western films, man out of time, men out of time, retro, olden days, old timer, old timers, bounty, bounties, reward, rewards, outlaw, outlaws
Billy the Dad
Tags:billy the kid, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenting, daughter, daughters, kid, kids, child, children, parental advice, advice, bad advice, murder, murdering, shoot, shot, shooting, western, revenge, payback, sticking up for yourself, bullying, bully, bullies, bullied, picked on, old west, outlaw, outlaws
"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"
"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"
Tags:el condor, outlaw, outlaws, mexican, mexicans, bandit, bandits, bandito, banditos, condor, condors, nickname, nicknames, nick-name, nick-names, bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, long arms, lanky, long limb, long limbs, outlaw name, outlaw names, bar, bars, saloon, saloons, cowboy, cowboy movies, cowboy film, cowboy films
A pair of fishermen see themselves reflected in the water as skeletons.
"Just make sure you tie it good and tight! We'll have that tooth out in no time!"
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"Well, back to therapy."
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, lynch, lynching, lynchings, hanging rope, hanging ropes, ptsd, post-traumatic stress disorder, trauma, traumas, traumatized, cowboy, cowboys, outlaw, outlaws, horse, horses, horse rider, horse riders, rider, riders, lynching mob, lynching mobs
"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."
Mother-in-law/ mother out-law
"Hold it, somebody here has spurs that go jingle jangle ka-clank!"
"'Wanted' ain't the same as 'Needed', Sheriff."