"Most of all, he'll be remembered for his irrepressible spirit."
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"What I'll miss most is his indefatigable optimism."
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Calm in the Face of Chaos
"This is a minor setback. The hunter-gatherer economy is still good."
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"I've tried a lot of life strategies, and being completely self-serving works best for me."
"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."
"I was sad because I had no walking stick, until I saw a man who had no spats."
"You take small bites out life, Howard, and chew thoroughly."
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"I don't believe in egrets."
Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.
"Pretty sure of herself, isn't she?"
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"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"
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"When you get a chance, remember to ask God the meaning of life-it's a riot."
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"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"
Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist
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"Waiter! My glass is half empty."
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"Life sucks and then you keep living."
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Half Full/Half Empty
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"You can think of it s me saving you a slice or the one leftover slice, either way it's cold."
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Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!
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"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."
"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."
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