"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."
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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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"You fellas need a job?"
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"Great. You move to Mexico, and we all end up working at McDonald's."
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"Outsourcing? First door on your right."
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"That's Karl, before he was purchased by the Chinese."
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"I don't wet the bed anymore. We pay someone to come in and wet it for me."
"Our new insourcing policy means you'll be doing all the work."
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Stroll a Kid: $10 One Hour, $6 1/2 Hour.
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"I've decided to outsource my emotional needs."
"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."
"I've asked you to this meeting, Paulson, to put a human face on rightsizing."
"You've done a good job downsizing, but we've decided to outsource your function."
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"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."
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"Instead of digging a hole to China, I've hired the Chinese to dig a hole to us."
"We're down to two potential hires: you and an efficiency algorithm on a Malaysian server barge."
"We're considering outsourcing your job. Could you explain to this guy in Guatemala whatever it is you do around here?"
"Sure, I exploited, but I never outsourced."
"For you, we can outsource the urine test."