"O.K., where's the famine?"
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"I put some beer on the hook."
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Tags:western, westerns, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, martini, martinis, cowboy, cowboys, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, drunk, drunks, drinking, over the limit, cocktail, cocktails, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, over the limit, ineffectual, useless, uselessness, unprofessional, professionalism
"To shuffle off this mortal coil in some saloon- it was his dream."
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"O, that we could harness this wisdom."
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"An everything Martini, please."
"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."
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"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."
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"He's made way too much money for one day."
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"So, are you here alone?"
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Visit the Scenic Skyview Pub
"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."
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After party at the spill club.