"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
Tags:meatloaf, meatloafs, pregnancy, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, kick, kicks, baby, babies, kicking baby, overindulge, overindulging, gut, guts, belly, bellies, overeat, overeating, overeats, over-eat, over-eats, over-eating, favourite food, favorite food, obesity, obese, fat, fatness
"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."
"Where do you want to worry we're spending too much money this summer?"
Tags:holiday, holidays, summer holiday, summer holidays, vacation, vacations, summer vacation, summer vacations, holiday brochure, holiday brochures, holidays magazine, holiday magazines, vacation magazine, vacation magazines, overspend, overspending, extravagance, extravagances, indulging, indulgent, overindulge, overindulging, overindulgent, worry, worries, worrying, anxiety, anxieties, modern life, aspire, aspiring
"Wow - good job!"
"God, I'm such a pig."
"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."
Tags:office worker, office workers, friday, fridays, cupcake, cupcakes, treat, treats, breaktime, breaktimes, break time, break times, long week, long weeks, work stress, stress, stressing, stressed out, stress, motivation, motivation, tried, tiring, exhaustion, exhausted, long day, long days, overwork, overworked, encouragement, overeat, overeating, indulge, indulgent, indulgence, overindulge, overindulging
"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."
"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, dinner guest, dinner guests, dinner, dinners, posh restaurant, posh restaurants, expensive restaurant, wine, wines, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunkenness, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, foolish, foolishness, public humiliation, public humiliations, making a fool of yourself, inebriated, wild party, stuffy, stuffiness, stuffed shirt, stuffed shirts
Brownie Size/Okay to Eat
". . . and then I says to the guy, 'how 'bout I pop you in the nose?' and then he goes. . ."
Tags:silent g, silent gs, orthography, english teacher, english teachers, english lesson, english lessons, english literature, english language, english class, english classes, drunk, drunks, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, overindulges, chatterbox, silent type, quiet type, silent types, quiet types, drinking companions, gnat
"That was extremely empowering, Terry - I believe I'll have another."
Tags:drink, drinks, bartender, bartenders, bar tender, bar tenders, bar-tender, bar-tenders, macho men, macho man, macho-men, macho-man, macho male, macho males, empower, empowered, empowering, barmen, barman, alpha males, drinks order, men's drink, men's drinks, drinks order, pint, pints, whiskey, whiskeys, whisky, whiskies, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, overindulge, overindulging
"The Duke of Wolfordshire vs. The King of Beers"
Tags:throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, king, kings, duke, wolfordshire, royalty, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, beer, beers, overindulge, overindulged, overindulging, drinking competition, drinking competitions, drink competition, beer consumption
"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"
Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.
"Just as a precaution in, these uncertain times I've decided to get really Really fat."
Tags:food, foods, meal, meals, overeating, overeat, overindulge, overindulging, excuse, excuses, fat, overweight, obese, obesity, weight gain, gaining weight, food service industry, hospitality, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattoo parlour, tattoo palours, tattoo parlor, tattoo parlors, tijuana, girl's night out, drunken binge, drunken binges, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, drunken mistake, drunken mistakes, stereotype, stereotypes, defying stereotypes, poker night, poker nights, gender stereotype, gender role, gender roles, drunken regret, drunken regrets, inhibitions, inhibition, overindulge, overindulging
Too Much Coffee Man
Tags:bad manners, rude, rudeness, impolite, dog walker, dog walkers, collar of cone, collar, collars, dog collar, dog collars, temptations, overindulge, overindulging, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, itch, itches, itching, itching, groin, groins, etiquette, itchy, faux pas, faux-pas
"No more, thanks - I'm flying."
Tags:helicopter, helicopters, helicopter pilot, helicopter pilots, pilot, pilots, flight, flights, drunk, drunks, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drunk driving, overindulge, drink driver, drink drivers, overindulged, overindulges, overindulging, flying license, flying licenses, flying licence, flying licences
"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."
Tags:gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, food allergy, food allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, drunk, drunks, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, food fad, food fads, foodie, foodies, intolerant, intolerance, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, red wine, wine, wines, eating out, rude, rudeness, bad manners, faux pas, attitude problem, attitude problems, bigot, bigoted, bigots, hypersensitive, hypersensitivity
"It was either the knish in Coney Island, the cannoli in Little Italy, or that divinity fudge in Westchester."
"You've had enough."
Beginning and End of Wine Class