A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
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"Ask yourself, 'Does it make me a better clown?'"
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"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."
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"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."
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"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."
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"Can I tempt Madam with a piece of gum?"
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"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"
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The Sequel is Coming
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"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."
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Clockwork Revolving Door
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"It says, "Please disregard this reminder if your check is in the mail."
"It's our way of saying, 'Thank you for shopping at Wilson's.' "
"The Number Three isn't usually quite this civilized."
"Being heard got me where I am today."
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"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"
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Tags:properties, real estate, house, houses, property owner, property owners, for sale, selling, vendor, vendors, estate agents, estate agent, for sale sign, for sale signs, housing market, housing prices, indecision, argue, argument, disagree, disagreement, couple, couples, spousal dispute, spousal disagreement, husband and wife, co-ownership, coownership, house prices, under contract, overkill, overdone, overdoing it
Special Advertising Section 1/2 Mile
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"Not the Crowley, of Broomﬁeld, Marshall, Andrews, Wicker, McKeever, Crowley, Engelbrecht, Haynes & Martin?"
Tags:firm, firms, law firm, law firms, insurance, insurance firms, insurance firms, firm name, firm names, long name, long names, silly name, silly names, overkill, overdo, excess, excessive, company name, company names, law firm, law firms, law-firm, law-firms, partner, partners, named partner, named partners, senior partner, senior partners
Add Your Own Caption
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"But does it ever get that cold?"
Tags:cold weather, cold weather clothes, cold weather coat, winter clothes, winter clothing, winter coat, winter coats, wintertime, winter-time, winter time, clothes shop, clothes store, clothes stores, clothes shops, warm clothes, warm clothing, over the top, over-the-top, overkill, over-kill, bad weather, duffel coat, duffel coats
Tags:cornucopia, cornucopias, horn of plenty, the horn of plenty, thanksgiving, delivery, deliveries, online retailer, online retailers, dotcom company, dotcom companies, abundance, overkill, consumer, consumers, consumerism, next day delivery, fast delivery, quick delivery, modern life, overconsumption, over-consumption, throw-away society, excessive production
"Feel free to take notes."