"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"
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"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."
Tags:spat, spats, argument, arguments, argue, arguing, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, royal, royals, royalty, divine right, divine right of kings, war, wars, warring, fight, fights, fighting, overreaction, overreact, overreacting, medieval, chivalry, chivalrous, insult, insulting, insults, insulted, toxic masculinity, army, armies, battle, battles, battling, petty, petty dispute, pettiness
"Will you please stop trying to appear larger than life?"
Tags:larger than life, common saying, common sayings, cliche, cliches, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, host, hosts, party host, party hosts, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married life, larger-than-life, criticism, critique, overacting, overreacting, gregarious, large personality, personality, outgoing personality
"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"
Tags:lie, lies, lying, lie detector, lie detectors, polygraph, polygraphs, polygraph test, polygraph tests, overreact, overreacts, overreacting, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, interrogation, interrogations, interrogating, jump to conclusions, jumps to conclusions, jumping to conclusions, panic, panics, panic attack, panic attacks, get married, getting married, goal, goals, life goal, life goals, police, police department, police departments, confession, confessions, confessing
He replied all.
Tags:reply all, reply all button, accident, accidents, accidental, email, email chain, email chains, e-mail, e-mail chain, faux pas, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones, corporate culture, work email, work emails, corporation, corporations, burn at the stake, burns at the stake, execute, executes, executing, heretic, heretics, pariah, pariahs, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, burn the witch, nuisance, nuisances, overreaction, overreactions, overreact, overreacting, annoying, mistake, mistakes, common mistake, common mistakes
"I know it's only a knock-knock joke, but you wouldn't say it unless there was some truth in it."
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, jokes, telling jokes, knock knock joke, knock knock jokes, overreact, overreacting, overreactions, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, offended, offend, take offence, taking offence, elementary school, elementary schools, pre-school, pre-schools, primary school, primary school, growing up
A doorman fires a gun into the air.
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs, cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, hail, hails, hailing, gunshot, gunshots, doorman, doormen, concierge, door service, overzealous, overreaction, overreactions, overreacting, startle, startles, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, frightening, halt, halts, halting, traffic
"Call me 'dude' again! I dare you! I double-dare you, Alexander! Call me 'dude' one more goddamned time!"
Tags:dude, dudes, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, unprofessional, casual, attitude, attitudes, bad attitude, bad attitudes, pet peeve, pet peeves, peeve, peeves, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritating, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, lose it, losing it, lose your temper, losing your temper, overreact, overreacts, overreacting, overreaction, california, californian, californians
Every Four Years Someone Overreacts.
Tags:overreact, overreacting, over-react, over-reacting, overreaction, over-reactions, overreactions, over-reactions, balloon, balloons, escape plan, escape plans, escape, escapes, hot air balloon, hot-air balloon, hot-air balloons, hot air balloons, politician, politicians, political apathy, apathetic, voter, voters, election year, election, elections, election years
"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."
Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
Tags:milk toast, milk-toast, milk, milks, cow's milk, cows milk, unhealthy, sugar, sugars, butter, carbon, cancerous, new england, toasted, toaster, toasters, skull and crossbones, food, foods, fitness, fat, fatty, sugary, dangerous, danger, deadly, healthy, fitness, health, overreaction, overreacts, overreacting, satire, sarcastic, sarcasm
"My face looks slightly less fat today", "GET OUT, MURDERER!!!"