"Ask yourself, 'Does it make me a better clown?'"
"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."
Tags:scarf, scarves, fashions, winter, winters, cold weather, freezing weather, fashion statement, fashion statements, trend setter, trend setters, mens fashion, men's fashion, fashion victim, fashion victims, wrap up, wrapping up warm, winter clothes, winter clothing, warm clothes, warm clothing, oversized, overdo, overdone, overkill
Tags:cat, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, giant, giants, large, size, sizes, sized, oversize, oversized, jumbo, jumbo size, pet, pets, big cat, big cats, vacation, vacations, work, going to work, beg, begs, begging, plead, pleads, pleading
My new underwear!
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business wear, business clothes, oversized, oversized clothes, new clothes, new clothing, oversized clothes, oversized clothing, new ties, new shoes, new underwear, hot shot, hot shots, trend, trends, following trends, trend setter, trend setters
A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.
Small, Medium And Large Books
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, oversized, large, small, medium, shopping, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, shelves, shelf
"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."
Tags:farm, farms, farming, chicken farm, chicken farming, eggs, egg, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, laying eggs, farm shop, farm shops, farm stand, farm stands, giant egg, giant eggs, supersize, supersized, awesome, awesomeness, oversize, oversized, over size, farmer, farmers, battery farm, battery farms, free range eggs, free-range eggs, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, sales tactic, sales tactics, selling, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists
"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"
Tags:eating out, dining out, portion, portions, portion size, portion sizes, big portion, big portions, supersize, supersized, fruit cup, fruit cups, fruit salad, fruit salads, lumberjack, lumberjacks, logger, loggers, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, fruit, fruits, table service, value for money, good value, over sized, over-sized, oversized, diner, diners, commercialism
"So long, Ed. This is my floor."
Tags:visual gag, illusion, excess, excessive, ego, egotistical, egoism, rich, richer, rich man, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, elevator, elevators, empty, emptiness, meeting, meetings, appointment, appointments, secretaries, secretary, personal assistant, pa, p.a., p.a, p a, receptionist, reception, receptionists, large, oversized, oversize, office, personal office, cityscape, city scape, landscape, landscapes
"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"
Tags:rain, rains, rainy, rainy summer, rainy summers, summer, summers, summer weather, mushroom, mushrooms, toadstool, toadstools, shroom, shrooms, oversize, oversized, huge, enormous, wet summer, wet summers, fungus, fungi, outdoors, outdoorsman, global warming, climate change, weird weather, nature, natural world, hike, hiker, hikers, hiking, hikes
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, retirement, retiree, retirees, free time, leisure time, hobby, hobbies, arts and crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knitters, too much, too far, huge, large, oversized, blanket, blankets, enough, addict, addicts, addiction, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, overboard, no space
In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza
Tags:pizza, pizzas, cook, cooking, cookery, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, entertainer, entertaining, restaurant, dining, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, in house entertainment, in-house, in house, absurd, absurd image, giant, giant pizza, oversize, oversized, nesting, nesting doll, nesting doll joke, inside and inside, joke inside a joke, joke inside joke, toss, tossing, dough, dough toss, dough ball, professional, pro, circus, circus act, circus acts
"He's not seeing anyone right now, due to the curvature of the earth."
Tags:visual gag, illusion, curve, curves, curvature, curvature of the earth, earth, science, scientific, scientifically, flat earth, flat-earther, flat earthers, flat earther, meeting, meetings, appointment, appointments, secretaries, secretary, personal assistant, pa, p.a., p.a, p a, receptionist, reception, receptionists, large, oversized, oversize, office, personal office, cityscape, city scape, landscape, landscapes
"He has no distinguishing features,really, but you can't miss him."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, collar, collars, leash, leashes, lead, leads, escaped, run away, lost, lost dog, lost dogs, missing dog, missing dogs, can't miss, distinguishing feature, distinguishing features, oversized, huge, large, big, feature, features, lost pet, lost pets, lost animal, lost animals, search, searching, look, looking, dog walking, walking the dog, walkies
"And that's the absolute biggest Ping-Pong player you could find?"
Tags:military, general, generals, secret weapon, secret weapons, weapon, weapons, supersized, oversized, sport, sports, ping-pong, table tennis, player, players, big, large, giant, military operation, military operations, disappointed, disappointment, military strategy, military strategies, secret mission, secret missions
"Relax—nobody's talking about you."
"It's linen. It's supposed to wrinkle."
"This is serious butter pecan!"
"I'm cutting you off."
"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"
Tags:bed, beds, bedtime, pillow, pillows, throw pillow, throw pillows, decorative pillow, decorative pillows, home decor, decoration, decorations, cushion, cushions, scatter cushion, scatter cushions, big, large, oversized, interior design, trend, trends, fad, fads, style, home, homes, design, designs
"Then bring a smaller gun next time."
Tags:gun, guns, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, smuggle, instrument, instruments, musical instrument, musical instruments, violin case, cello case, cases, instrument cases, instrument case, hidden, concealed weapon, concealed weapons, contraband, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mafia, suspicious, criminal, criminals, gun control, too big, oversized
"Coarsely ground pepper that's way too coarse for a conventional pepper mill."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, fine dining, michelin star, michelin, good food, dining, diner, dinner, dinners, waiter, waiters, food, foodie, foodies, pepper grinder, garnish, garnishing, garnished, grinder, pepper, black pepper, coarse pepper, pun, pepper mill, unwieldy, oversize, oversized, huge, giant, giant food, visual gag, visual, visual joke, chef, chefs, absurd, surreal
Tags:coffee, coffee pot, coffee pots, coffee maker, coffee makers, caffeine, morning, mornings, breakfast, before work, gas pump, gas pumps, fuel pump, fuel pumps, petrol pump, petrol pumps, pump, pumps, caffeine addict, caffeine addicts, addicted to caffeine, coffee addict, coffee addicts, addicted to coffee, coffee obsessed, obsessed with coffee, coffee lover, coffee lovers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, kitchen, kitchens, large, oversized, direct line, say when, daily coffee, morning coffee, barista, baristas, cafe, cafes
"This has been fun, dear. Can we go back to Larchmont now?"
Tags:downtown loft, downtown lofts, loft, lofts, loft apartment, loft apartments, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, manhattan, manhattanite, manhattanites, real estate, out of touch, oversize, oversized, larchmont, upscale, couple, couples, dissatisfaction, indecision, indecisive, opulent, opulence, real estate, penthouse suite, penthouse suites