"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk
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"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."
"Remind me again—what do I usually promise you so you'll take on extra work?"
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"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."
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Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting
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"For a desk job, it sure does come with a lot of jet lag."
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"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."
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"I hope, Reinhardt, that you're not one of those people whose sense of self-worth is defined by their job."
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"How about a little more coffee?"
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"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"
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"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."
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"I'm not withholding. I'm busy."
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"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."
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"It must be his beeper."
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"Please, Lord, enough already."
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"I do take home some office property, but only because I'm building an exact replica of the office in my home."
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"Change in plans - the deadline's been moved up to four days ago."
"It helps me stay focused."
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"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"
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"Was that my pager or yours?"
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Entering New York City- Recompress
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"Oh, me? I gave a seminar, wrote a unch of grants, did some experiments and now it's lunchtime."
"It's only Tuesday?!"
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