Owner Cartoons

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Hey, the Constitution isn't engraved in stone."

"I think it loves us."

A car drives past a sign that reads "Welcome to Condoville and the illusion of owning your own property."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

"I've sold my airspace."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

My Holdings So Far

"I don't think that Bart Giamatti is actually going to play baseball, Miles. I believe he's going to more or less be on the management side."

"Now, what am I bid for this beautiful piece, which comes with the original owner?"

"We must hurry back! The casino is on fire!"

"My aged cheddar died!"

"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Do your owners treat you well? Mine are very kind."

"And whose little mole is this?"

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"Don't play hide-and-seek with me, Beverly! Because I always win!"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."

The Blame Game 5 to 7

Depressed Pets

"Never look back - except for purposes of revenge of course."

"One day, when he's old and feeble, he'll be in a nostalgic mood, and he'll come up here to see us again, and to reminisce―and then we'll get him!"