'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'
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A car drives past a sign that reads "Welcome to Condoville and the illusion of owning your own property."
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"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"
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"I've sold my airspace."
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"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."
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My Holdings So Far
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"I don't think that Bart Giamatti is actually going to play baseball, Miles. I believe he's going to more or less be on the management side."
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"Now, what am I bid for this beautiful piece, which comes with the original owner?"
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"We must hurry back! The casino is on fire!"
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"My aged cheddar died!"
"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"
Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat
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"Do your owners treat you well? Mine are very kind."
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"And whose little mole is this?"
"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."
Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces
"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."
"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"
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"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."
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The Blame Game 5 to 7
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"Never look back - except for purposes of revenge of course."
"One day, when he's old and feeble, he'll be in a nostalgic mood, and he'll come up here to see us again, and to reminisce―and then we'll get him!"
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Lost And Found
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"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."
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