"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"
"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
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"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"
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"You're thinking of Zeus—he throws the lightning bolts."
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Bedtime Of The Gods
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"The gods want olive oil, but it has to be virgin olive oil."
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"Please hold my calls for the next fifteen minutes, Miss Hammish."
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"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."
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"I liked our old god better than our new corporate god."
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For Witches of a Certain Age
"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"
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"The glaciers are angry."
Families barbecue in their back yards while a pagan ritual sacrifice takes place.
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