"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
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"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."
"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."
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"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."
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The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen
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"Comfort food for the eyes."
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"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"
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"Whenever you're ready."
An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.
"He makes it look easy."
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"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."
"Artsy. But not fartsy."
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Sad Eyes Street Art
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"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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Lifeguard for Art Sellers
"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."
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"For heaven's sake! You're retired. Give it up!"
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Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.
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"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"
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"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."
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The TROU of the Baroque
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Monet in the '90s.
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"Obviously your cane is too long."
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