"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
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"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."
Face Painting Five Bucks
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"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."
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"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"
"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."
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"That's not a portrait—it's actually Leonard."
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"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."
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"I think it was an election year."
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"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"
The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen
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"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."
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The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler
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"Comfort food for the eyes."
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"How come I never see that smile?"
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"Then what happened?"
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"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"
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An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.
Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.
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"He makes it look easy."
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"You've got the wrong address, Mac."
"Artsy. But not fartsy."
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Sad Eyes Street Art
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