"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
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art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, famous painter, famous painters, cubism, abstract, abstract expressionism, neo-expressionism, surrealism, cubist, cubists, surrealist, surrealists, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, in, out, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversationsFace Painting Five Bucks
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face paints, face painting, childrens entertainment, shoddy workmanship, bad workmanship, painting, paint roller, painting and decorating, painter and decorator, career change, changing careers, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, side gig, side gigs, money making scheme, money making schemes, looks legit, legit"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."
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smile, smiling, mona lisa, monalisa, monna lisa, portrait, painting, portraits, paint, paints, italian renaissance, renaissance, italian, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, leonardo, louvre, contrast, contrasting, unrealistic, art, artist, artists, oil painting, lisa gherardini, florence, italy, italian, italians, grin, grinning, history, historical, duchy of florence, italy"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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art, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painter, painters, audioguide, audioguides, audio guide, audio guides, audio tour, audio tours, guide, guides, tour, tours, recording, quality, critique, criticism, critic, critics, criticising, criticizing, trash, garbage, rubbish, junk, bad quality, curator, curators, art appraiser, art appraisers"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."
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art, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, model, models, modeling, age, aging, aged, growing old, growing older, aging model, aging models, old age, job security, h.r., hr, sack, sacked, fire, firing, fired, terminated, retire, retiring, retired, layoff, layoffs, laid-off, lay off, lay offs, collaboration, collaborator, collaborators, discharge, discharged, let go, letting go"That's not a portrait—it's actually Leonard."
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portrait, portraits, painting, painting, mural, murals, preserved, preservation, frozen, trap, trapped, imprisoned, imprisonments, photograph, photographs, family portrait, family portraits, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, cryogenics, cryogenic preservation, cryogenic freezing, suspended animation"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, art, artist, artists, artwork, canvas, paint, paints, painting, paintings, painter, painters, interior decorating, interior decoration, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, hedge-fund, bank, banker, banks, bankers, banking"I think it was an election year."
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caveman, cavemen, wall art, cave painting, cave paintings, painting, paintings, election year, election years, political division, political divisions, democrat, democrats, democratic party, republican, republicans, republican party, red state, blue state, political polarization, political polarisation, political divideThe Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen
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caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, cavewoman, cavewomen, cave woman, cave women, cave painting, cave paintings, suppress, suppressed, suppression, women's contributions, art history, art historian, art historians, feminist, feminists, feminism, painting, paintings, painter, painters, hunter, hunters, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, feminism, feminist, feminists"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."
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lucian freud, body image, famous artwork, famous artworks, famous art, art critic, art critics, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, impossible standards, body conscious, fat, obesity, weight problem, weight problems, beauty, standards, high standards, perceptions of beauty, portrait, portraits, painting, paintings, standards of beauty, high standards, artist model, artist modelsThe Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler
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irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, modernism, modernist, modernists, classic art, classical art, art classics, fame, famed, famous, technique, famous figures, famous, fame, inspiration, inspired, inspirational, inspire, inspires, muse, muses, parody, parodies, parodied, art history, new art, turn of the century, late modern, modernity, innovation, reference, referential, mcneill whistler, james mcneill whistler, arrangement in grey and black, whistler's mother, james whistler, mother, mothers, toulouse, toulouse-lautrec, french, french art, portrait, portraits, portraiture"Comfort food for the eyes."
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pierre bonnard, bonnard, post impressionist, post-impressionist, post-impressionism, post impressionism, artwork, artworks, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, painting, paintings, painter, painters, comfort food, culture, art museum, art museums, comfort food, comfort foods, art lover, art lovers"How come I never see that smile?"
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irony, ironic, couple, couples, artist, artists, art, self portrait, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, portraiture, paint, painter, painting, paints, smile, smiling, why do you think, stupid question, ask a stupid question, couples, couple, married life, marriage, fishwife, fish wife, miser, misers, misery, cranky, grumpy, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, unhappy, unhappy marriage, nag, nagging"Then what happened?"
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then what, art, arts, arts and culture, cultured, cultural, cultural reference, reference, classic, classics, classical art, modern art, modernism, rousseau, artist, artists, painting, painter, painted, paint, paints, symbol, symbols, symbolism, symbolist, symbolists, gallery, galleries, museum, museum, mother, mom, mum, mums, moms, kid, kids, curious, precocious, interest, interested, mother, mothers, parenting"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"
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art, arts, artistic, artistically, make the most, making the most, make the most of it, what good is art, fine art, paint, painting, painters, paintings, swim, swimming, damage, cringe, pool, swimming pool, swimming pools, classic art, classical art, investment, investing, investing wisely, good investment, good investments, investmentsAn artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, abstract art, modern artEdvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.
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autos, driving, art, painting, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, the scream, munch, edvard munch, frighten, frightens, frightening, driver's ed, driver's education, driving instructor, driving instructors, safety, unsafe, bad driver, bad drivers, road safety, speed, speeds, speeding, rush, rushes, rushing, hurry, hurries, hurrying"He makes it look easy."
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, tribe, tribes, paint, painting, art, arts, artist, artistic, painter, painters, cave painting"Artsy. But not fartsy."
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art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, gossip, gossiping, artsy, fartsy, gallery opening, gallery openings, party, parties, women discussing men, woman, women, comment, comments, commenting, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, opinion, opinionsMunch Master.
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munch, edvard munch, the scream, toast, toaster, toasters, burnt, burned, breakfast, breakfasters, artist, artists, art history, art, fine art, painter, painters, painting, paintings, masterpiece, masterpieces, morning toastSad Eyes Street Art
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street art, street artist, street artists, sad eyes, sad face, sad faces, big sad eyes, sidewalk artist, sidewalk artists, pavement artist, pavement artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, self-portrait, self-portraits, self portrait, self portrait, one trick pony, repetition, repetitive, sad, sadness, misery, miserable, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, big eyes, huge sad eyes