"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
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"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."
"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."
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"I think it was an election year."
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"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"
The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen
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"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."
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"Comfort food for the eyes."
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"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"
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An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.
"You've got the wrong address, Mac."
"Artsy. But not fartsy."
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Sad Eyes Street Art
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"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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Lifeguard for Art Sellers
"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"
Ye Olde Swimming Hole
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Our Founder Portrait
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Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.
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"Let's hope that with the passage of time the human race will become three-dimensional."
"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"
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"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."
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The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)