Paintings Cartoons

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"I think it was an election year."

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen

"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."

"Comfort food for the eyes."

"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

"You've got the wrong address, Mac."

"Artsy. But not fartsy."

Munch Master.

Sad Eyes Street Art

"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."

Lifeguard for Art Sellers

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Ye Olde Swimming Hole

Our Founder Portrait

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Let's hope that with the passage of time the human race will become three-dimensional."

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."

The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)