"What wine goes best with vodka?"
"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
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"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."
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"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."
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"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."
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A long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
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"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"
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"This is Amanda, everybody—of David and Amanda."
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"Poor thing. The first night out, her husband fell overboard."
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The Complete Cycle.
"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."
Please adjust your set.
"Single!" "Single!" "Single!" "Wait! I'll get my son!"
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Women's Synchronized Peeing
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"The other one's on the ground in Afghanistan."
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"With the pork I'd recommend an Alsatian white or a Coke."
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"Do all of your Bluetooth devices randomly pair up with each other and do Secret Santa?"