"What wine goes best with vodka?"
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wine, wines, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, vodka, pair, pairs, pairing, pairings, paired, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, binge drink, binge drinks, binge drinking, bingeing, binges, liquor, liquor store, liquor stores, retailer, retailers, snob, snobs, snobberyA man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
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island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, living together, live together, long time, look like, similar, same, twin, twins, palm tree, palm trees, tree, trees, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, face, faces, matching, pair, pairs"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, pair, pairs, fox, foxes, couple, couples, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, pressure, salesman, salesmen, selling, renting, rental, rentals, buying a home, buying a house, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, home, home, house, houses, closing"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, always together, attached at the hip, joined at the hip, annoying couple, annoying couples, pair, pairs, partner, partners, introductions, introducing, friend, friends, friendship, obsessed"Yours!" "Yours!"
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kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, sport, sports, tennis, player, players, playing, pairs, doubles, serving, passing, taking turns, yours, crawling, modern life"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."
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religion, religious, bible, old testament, genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, big boat, big boats, large boat, large boats, animal, animals, pairs, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, rain, raining, rainy, tropical storm, tropical storms, hurricane, hurricanes, cyclone, cyclones, typhoon, typhoons, natural disaster, natural disasters, flood, flooding great flood, downgraded, silly, feel silly, prepared, emergency preparedness, prepared for an emergency, preparing for an emergency, emergency, emergencies, disaster, disasters, safety, safety precaution, safety precautions, evacuating, evacuation, evacuations"Twofers! Twofers!"
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, twofer, twofers, entertainment, event, events, concert, concerts, sport, sports, game, games, ticket, tickets, scalping, scalper, scalpers, two for one, 2 for 1, buy one get one, bogo, retailA long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, great flood, flood, flooding, animal, animals, pair, pairs, snail, snails, slow, holding up the line, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, traffic jam, congestion, bottle neck, waiting"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, one, ones, single, singles, cutting costs, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, finances, cheapskate, cheapskates, recession, economy, bad idea, bad ideas, mistake, mistakes, business, office, offices, office life, company, companies, corporation, corporations, manager, managers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, reproductionAnimals going through security before boarding Noah's Ark.
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, great flood, animal, animals, pairs, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, agent, agents, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security"This is Amanda, everybody—of David and Amanda."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, always together, attached at the hip, joined at the hip, annoying couple, annoying couples, pair, pairs, partner, partners, introductions, introducing, party, parties"Poor thing. The first night out, her husband fell overboard."
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religion, religions, religious, creation, creationism, creationist, genesis, noah, ark, arks, noah's ark, sins, animal, animals, flood, cleansing, purification, god, gods, christian, christianity, christians, the bible, bible, biblical, conservation, conservationism, ecology, ecological, irony, ironic, word play, word-play, play on words, dodo, extinct, extinction, pair, pairs, foresight, doom, doomed, embrace deathThe Complete Cycle.
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wash, washing, washing machine, washing machines, washed, sock, socks, lost socks, odd sock, odd socks, lose sock, machine, machines, technology, technologies, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspire, conspiring, cycle, wash cycle, spin cycle, chores, chore, pair, pairs, pairing, lost, lose, loses"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."
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ice dance, ice dancing, ice skating, figure skating, figure skater, figure skaters, ice dancer, ice dancers, duo, team, teams, pair, pairs, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, daughter, daughters, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, bondingPlease adjust your set.
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tv, tvs, television, televisions, advisory, suggestion, suggestions, show, shows, tv show, tv shows, command, commands, television show, television shows, set, sets, pair, pairs, anatomy"Single!" "Single!" "Single!" "Wait! I'll get my son!"
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sport, sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, ski lift, ski lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, ski resort, ski resorts, pair, pairs, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, love, dating, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettes, line, lines, lining up, lineup, lineups, queue, queue, queuing, pairing off, partner, partners, setting up, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, wordplay, word playWomen's Synchronized Peeing
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women, woman, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, loo, toilet, toilets, women's room, going to the toilet, going to the washroom, going to the bathroom, going to the restroom, going to the women's room, ladies room, going to the ladies room, pair, pairs, group, groups, together, never alone, synchronised, synchronized, synchronised swimming, synchronized swimming, in sync, stereotype, stereotypes, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out"The other one's on the ground in Afghanistan."
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boots on the ground, afghanistan, war in afghanistan, afghan, surge, surges, troop surge, troop surges, war, wars, fight, fights, fighting, endless war, endless wars, old lady who lived in a shoe, pair, pairs, boot, boots, ground fighter, ground fighters, ground fighting, old lady, old ladies, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose"Keep it running."
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robber, robbers, rob, robs, robbing, bank, banks, tandem, tandems, bike, bikes, cycle, cycles, cycling, pair, pairs, run, runs, running, engine, engines, pedal, pedals, pedalling, get away car, get away cars, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, gun, guns, quick, bank, banks, rob a bank, robbing a bankWays to deal with four year olds.
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parent, parents, parenting, children, four, 4 years, 4 year old, four year olds, advice, help, helps, helping, battle, battles, pick, picks, picking, choose, chooses, choosing, game, games, sock, socks, pair, pairs, pairing, talk, talks, explain, explains, threaten, threatens, leave, leaves, leaving, physical force, forcing, appreciate, wait, older, wait it out"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"
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restaurant, restaurants, eat, eats, eating, pair, pairs, pairing, wine, wines, wine pair, wine pairing, wine pairings, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, date, dates, dating, complimentary, bread and butter, free, freebie, freebies, impress, impresses, impressing, fine dine, fine diningSilver, gold and bronze tags on feet.
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feet, toe, toes, shop, shops, shopping, display, displays, silver, gold, bronze, metal, metals, jewellry, decorative, precious metals, replacement, replacements, disgusting feet, pair, pairs, pair of feet, jewellery, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, ornament, ornaments"Well, it was nice knowing you."
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sock, socks, wash, washes, washing, pair, pairs, pair of socks, pairs of socks, farewell, farewells, washing machine, washing machines, separate, separating, separated, lost, lose, loses, unpaired, odd, odd sock, odd socks, knowing you, knowing, sad, sadness, leave, leaves, leaving, ultimaton, break up, breaking up