Paleolithic Cartoons

"I need it yesterday."

"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Szechuan Man

"Did you remember to scatter a few lance points and arrowheads back there for future generations to ponder?"

"Not without inventing a helmet, you don't!"

"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."

"At best, it was a fragile coalition."

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"Retro, but I love it."

"We have to move out – I just sold a painting."

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

"You certainly know how to show a girl a good time."

"If containment doesn't work, we can always eat them."

"Are you married to the name?"

"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Of course, we're happy for you and Klaza, Beega. But tell me, what do his people do?"

"You've got one of my dresses on again."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"We're decluttering."

"Does it strike anyone else as weird that none of the great painters have been men?"

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."