"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."
"Polly wants a flu shot."
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Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.
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"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."
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Now landing at an airport near you.
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"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"
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"I'm stepping out of line!"
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"Well, you certainly managed to spoil that party for just about everybody!"
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"Sad cow disease"
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"The cool thing about this flu strain is that it's trending right now."