Paper Cartoons

"Well, Bob, it looks like a paper cut, but just to be sure let's do lots of tests."

Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Woman falls down.

Newspaper Categories

"They just made a little money the old-fashioned way, Ben–they stole it."

"I don't like to pull rank, but I'm the one with two papers."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"The yellow ones need to be signed, but the pink ones only require initials."

"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"It's O.K. I've got it."

"The last of the paperwork harvest is in."

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

Gym Paperboy.

"You look sensational!"

"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Dogs and Paper....a Complicated Relationship

A man walks past a storefront that reads "ENRON - Recycled paper products."

Sunday.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Don't worry, he can't read."