"Watch it. Here comes the law."
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"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."
Greetings from Hypochondria House
"All right, have it your way - you heard a seal bark!"
"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."
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"Look, you've got to accept some curtailment of your freedom in exchange for increased security."
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"He's right―there is something under the bed!"
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"I knew this would happen if those damned conservationists had their way!"
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"When did you first become aware of this imagined 'plot to get you,' Mr. Potter?"
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"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"
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