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Paranoid Cartoons
Paranoid cartoon 1 of 112
"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."
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tick, ticks, paranoia, paranoid, garden of eden, paradise, paradises, garden of earthly delights, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, old testament, genesis, torah, the torah, earthly paradise, check, checks, checking, bite, bites, biting, insect bite, insect bites, bug bit, bug bites, nuisance, nuisancesParanoid cartoon 2 of 112
"My parents sent back all my stuff that came from China."
Paranoid cartoon 3 of 112
"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."
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manuscript, manuscripts, unsolicited manuscript, unsolicited manuscripts, publisher, publishers, publishing, rejection, rejections, writer, writers, writing, author, authors, newspaper, newspapers, rejection letter, rejection letters, paranoia, paranoid, greatest fear, greatest fears, self-esteem, op-ed, op-ed page, editorial, editorials, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, cruel, heartlessParanoid cartoon 4 of 112
"And, finally, are you now or have you ever been disgruntled?"
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disgruntled, warning sign, warning signs, employee, employees, hire, hires, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, personnel, personnel department, paranoia, paranoid, mass shooting, mass shootings, shooting, shootings, postal, going postal, job satisfaction, worker satisfactions, satisfaction, human resourcesParanoid cartoon 5 of 112
"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"
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surgery, surgeries, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, tie, ties, tying, ominous, warning, warnings, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning sign, warning signs, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, paranoia, paranoid, clumsy, klutz, klutzes, klutzy, fumble, fumbles, fumblingParanoid cartoon 6 of 112
"We'd love to come, but the weather mongers have paralyzed us with fear."
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"Mr. Harrison already sees you."
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nsa, surveillance, offices, working, worker, cctv, cctv camera, cameras, security cam, security camera, security cameras, privacy, personal privacy, privacy policy, private, private life, businessmen, businessman, business men, workplace, workplace surveillance, watched, being watched, paranoia, paranoid, big, brother, meeting, meetings, monitor, monitoring, security, secure, spy, spying, interview, interviews, interviewing, horrible bosses, boss, bosses, orwellianParanoid cartoon 8 of 112
"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."
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zebra, zebras, speed, speedy, predator, predators, prey, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, paranoia, paranoid, left behind, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychological, complex, overwhelmed, overwhelming, overwhelm, pressure, pressures, pressured, pressuring, fastParanoid cartoon 9 of 112
Conspiracy Theories $10
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conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy, conspiracies, dart, darts, blowdart, blowdarts, blow dart, blow darts, paranoia, paranoid, theory, theories, truth, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, stealth, stealthyParanoid cartoon 10 of 112
"You know, I never properly vetted you."
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"You understand I have to ask. You're not some sort of skinhead, are you?"
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"Government surveillance I don't mind. What disturbs me is the bad jokes my friends constantly make about our calls being monitored."
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government surveillance, surveillance state, surveillance states, monitor, monitors, monitoring, friend, friends, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, joke, jokes, kid, kids, kidding, paranoid, paranoia, panopticon, panopticons, all-seeing, all-seeing eye, all-seeing eyes, listen in, listens in, listening in, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphonesParanoid cartoon 13 of 112
"I wish we could stay longer, Adam, but Don just doesn't think the security's adequate."
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party, parties, host, hosts, guest, guests, security, safe, safety, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, paranoia, paranoid, suspicious, afraid, fearful, scared, violence, attack, attacks, terrorism, terrorists, psychology, mental health, modern lifeParanoid cartoon 14 of 112
"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"
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hide, hides, hiding, in hiding, hidden, pariah, social pariah, social pariahs, outcast, outcasts, coward, cowards, cowardly, paranoid, paranoia, worry, worries, worrying, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones, cubicle, cubicles, furious, angry, anger, infuriate, infuriates, infuriating, ceiling, ceiling tile, ceiling tiles, crawlspace, crawlspaces, crawl space, crawl spacesParanoid cartoon 15 of 112
"Watch it. Here comes the law."
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law, laws, starfish, starfishes, seastar, seastars, sea star, sea stars, police, police department, police departments, badge, badges, police badge, police badges, lawman, law man, paranoia, paranoid, paranoiac, paranoiacs, school of fish, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists, ichthyologist, ichthyologists, ichthyologyParanoid cartoon 16 of 112
The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken
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risk averse, risk, risky, risk aversion, anxious, anxiety, paranoia, paranoid, cooking, cookery, cookery classes, recipe, recipes, cook, chef, chefs, cooks, absurd, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, worry, worrisome, worry wart, worried, chicken, chickens, poultry, nervous, nervousness, nerve, unnerved, woman, women, house wife, housewife, housewives, learn to cook, learning, learn, modern, modern lifeParanoid cartoon 17 of 112
"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."
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A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.
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Cartoon Panel Discussion
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paranoid, paranoia, anxious, anxiety, self conscious, self consciousness, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, criticise, criticising, criticism, hearing voice, hearing things, discussion, discussions, fourth wall, the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, fashions, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion.men's fashions, business wear, suit, suitsParanoid cartoon 20 of 112
"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, history, historical, accident, accidents, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, paranoia, paranoid, secret, secrets, housing, house, houses, freemasonry, masonry, mason, masons, freemason, freemasonsParanoid cartoon 21 of 112
"My wife wants to spend Halloween with her first husband."
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'The House Of Mystery'
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"At first, I thought it was gunfire."
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gunfire, gunshot, gunshots, backfire, backfires, backfiring, engine, engines, engine trouble, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, paranoia, paranoid, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, mechanic, mechanics, shop, in the shop, loud noise, loud noises, suspicious noise, suspicious noisesParanoid cartoon 24 of 112
The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency
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neurotic, neuroses, paranoid, paranoia, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, hate, hates, dating, dating life, dating lives, single life, single lives, single, singles, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, lonely, loneliness, self-confident, self-confidence, concern, concerns, concerned, currency, currencies, therapist, therapists, therapy, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, phone, phones, wait, waits, waitingParanoid cartoon 25 of 112
No Immediate Danger
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danger, warning, dangerous, warned, modern life, paranoia, paranoid, overthinking, overthink, urban, city, city life, problems, mistrust, distrust, anxiety, anxious, mental health, sign, signs, safe, safety first, suspicious, suspicion, nervous, wary, overprotectiveMore cartoons with the keyword 'paranoid'