Paranoid Cartoons

"My parents sent back all my stuff that came from China."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC124095
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3007x2578 pixels (unwatermarked)
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china, chinese, parent, parents, parenting, chinese manufacturing, chinese manufacturer, chinese manufacturers, domestic job, domestic jobs, globalism, globalist, globalists, global economy, chinese products, safety, health and safety, safety regulation, safety regulations, paranoid, paranoia

"And, finally, are you now or have you ever been disgruntled?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC28248
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2045x1932 pixels (unwatermarked)
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disgruntled, warning sign, warning signs, employee, employees, hire, hires, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, personnel, personnel department, paranoia, paranoid, mass shooting, mass shootings, shooting, shootings, postal, going postal, job satisfaction, worker satisfactions, satisfaction, human resources

"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC32343
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2116x1592 pixels (unwatermarked)
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surgery, surgeries, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, tie, ties, tying, ominous, warning, warnings, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning sign, warning signs, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, paranoia, paranoid, clumsy, klutz, klutzes, klutzy, fumble, fumbles, fumbling

Conspiracy Theories $10

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
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CC133685
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2935x2235 pixels (unwatermarked)
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conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy, conspiracies, dart, darts, blowdart, blowdarts, blow dart, blow darts, paranoia, paranoid, theory, theories, truth, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, stealth, stealthy

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC122569
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5000x2615 pixels (unwatermarked)
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zebra, zebras, speed, speedy, predator, predators, prey, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, paranoia, paranoid, left behind, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychological, complex, overwhelmed, overwhelming, overwhelm, pressure, pressures, pressured, pressuring, fast

"You know, I never properly vetted you."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC125600
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6938x5989 pixels (unwatermarked)
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vet, vets, vetting, vetted, background, backgrounds, background check, background checks, husband, husbands, wife, wives, bride, brides, groom, grooms, spouse, spouses, vetting officer, vetting officers, paranoid, paranoia, romantic, just married, honeymoon, honeymoons, honeymooning, romantic

"You understand I have to ask. You're not some sort of skinhead, are you?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC39663
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2185x1711 pixels (unwatermarked)
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skinhead, skinheads, neo-nazi, neo-nazis, paranoia, paranoid, personnel, personnel department, hr department, human resources department, racist, racists, racism, bald, balds, balding, politically correct, political correctness

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC133304
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4625x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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tick, ticks, paranoia, paranoid, garden of eden, paradise, paradises, garden of earthly delights, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, old testament, genesis, torah, the torah, earthly paradise, check, checks, checking, bite, bites, biting, insect bite, insect bites, bug bit, bug bites, nuisance, nuisances

"Watch it. Here comes the law."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC34891
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2438x1413 pixels (unwatermarked)
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law, laws, starfish, starfishes, seastar, seastars, sea star, sea stars, police, police department, police departments, badge, badges, police badge, police badges, lawman, law man, paranoia, paranoid, paranoiac, paranoiacs, school of fish, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists, ichthyologist, ichthyologists, ichthyology

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC36314
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2470x3006 pixels (unwatermarked)
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risk averse, risk, risky, risk aversion, anxious, anxiety, paranoia, paranoid, cooking, cookery, cookery classes, recipe, recipes, cook, chef, chefs, cooks, absurd, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, worry, worrisome, worry wart, worried, chicken, chickens, poultry, nervous, nervousness, nerve, unnerved, woman, women, house wife, housewife, housewives, learn to cook, learning, learn, modern, modern life

"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC121579
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3510x3277 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hide, hides, hiding, in hiding, hidden, pariah, social pariah, social pariahs, outcast, outcasts, coward, cowards, cowardly, paranoid, paranoia, worry, worries, worrying, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones, cubicle, cubicles, furious, angry, anger, infuriate, infuriates, infuriating, ceiling, ceiling tile, ceiling tiles, crawlspace, crawlspaces, crawl space, crawl spaces

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC40503
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2071x2216 pixels (unwatermarked)
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handwriting, handwriting analysis, identity, identification, stolen identity, stolen identities, identity thief, identity thief, husband, husbands, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, spouse, spouses, talk show, talk shows, wife, wives, paranoid, paranoia, paranoiac, paranoiacs

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC121438
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6000x4771 pixels (unwatermarked)
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blame, blames, blaming, spouse, spouses, feminism, feminist, feminists, husband, husbands, paranoid, paranoia, fault, scapegoat, scapegoats, row, rows, fight, fights, argument, arguments, spat, spats, marital, disagreement, disagreements, magazine, magazines

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC43676
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1802x1964 pixels (unwatermarked)
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manuscript, manuscripts, unsolicited manuscript, unsolicited manuscripts, publisher, publishers, publishing, rejection, rejections, writer, writers, writing, author, authors, newspaper, newspapers, rejection letter, rejection letters, paranoia, paranoid, greatest fear, greatest fears, self-esteem, op-ed, op-ed page, editorial, editorials, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, cruel, heartless

"Mr. Harrison already sees you."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC123902
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3955x4024 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nsa, surveillance, offices, working, worker, cctv, cctv camera, cameras, security cam, security camera, security cameras, privacy, personal privacy, privacy policy, private, private life, businessmen, businessman, business men, workplace, workplace surveillance, watched, being watched, paranoia, paranoid, big, brother, meeting, meetings, monitor, monitoring, security, secure, spy, spying, interview, interviews, interviewing, horrible bosses, boss, bosses, orwellian

The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC41248
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2479x3158 pixels (unwatermarked)
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neurotic, neuroses, paranoid, paranoia, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, hate, hates, dating, dating life, dating lives, single life, single lives, single, singles, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, lonely, loneliness, self-confident, self-confidence, concern, concerns, concerned, currency, currencies, therapist, therapists, therapy, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, phone, phones, wait, waits, waiting

'The House Of Mystery'

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC43642
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noise, noises, listening, listens, quiet, quietly, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, marriages, sudden noise, relationship, relationships, relatable, mystery, mysteries, hear, hearing, heard, paranoia, paranoid, listened, comic strip, domestic life

"At first, I thought it was gunfire."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC27847
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2206x1818 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gunfire, gunshot, gunshots, backfire, backfires, backfiring, engine, engines, engine trouble, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, paranoia, paranoid, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, mechanic, mechanics, shop, in the shop, loud noise, loud noises, suspicious noise, suspicious noises

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC43125
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3168x2585 pixels (unwatermarked)
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afraid, influenza, flu season, cold season, flu, flu outbreak, office workers, space travel, paranoia, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, hazard suit, hazard suits, paranoid, medical paranoia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, health problem, health problems, mankoff

Trust

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC119026
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child, children, college student, college students, student, students, university, college, uni, colleges, unis, move out, moves out, moving out, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, party, parties, partying, lifestyle, paranoia, paranoid, imagination, phone call, phone calls, concerned parent, concerned parents, parent, parents, parenting, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC16887
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3624x2696 pixels (unwatermarked)
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optimism, psychology, hypochondria, doctors, medical, hypochondriac, hypochondriac, bad news, deliver bad news, delivers bad news, delivering bad news, diagnosis, diagnoses, bedside manner, doctor, physician, physicians, imaginary, illness, illnesses, sickness, sicknesses, disease, diseases, paranoid, paranoia, paranoiac, paranoiacs, symptom, symptoms, vague symptom, vague symptoms, mankoff

"We've got to get rid of some people, Cosgrove. Who are the least likely to come back and shoot us?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC35563
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2097x1852 pixels (unwatermarked)
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shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, mass shooting, mass shootings, fear, fears, paranoia, paranoid, fire, fires, firing, firings, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, restructure, restructures, restructuring, logic, calculation, calculations, gun culture, cold, cold calculation, cold calculations, sack, sacks, sacking, sackings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, postal, going postal

"You sure this is bulletproof?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC39449
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2998x2423 pixels (unwatermarked)
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crime and criminals, bulletproof, bathing suits, organized crime, leisure, vacations, violence, organised crime, mobster, mobsters, mafia, gangster, gangsters, bulletproof vest, bulletproof vests, swimsuit, swimsuits, swim suit, swim suits, tight clothes, tight clothing, security, paranoid, paranoia, mankoff

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC121548
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6000x4689 pixels (unwatermarked)
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phone call, phone calls, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, subway, metro, tube, london, new york, privacy, private, private call, private calls, overhear, overhears, overhearing, cell phone, cellphones, cell phones, cellphone, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, paranoid, paranoia, paranoiac, personal call, personal calls, call back, calling back, public transport, public transportation

"Nope, no monsters under here."

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
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CC142697
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3088x2698 pixels (unwatermarked)
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monster, monsters, under the bed, check, checks, fear, fears, childhood fear, childhood fears, frighten, frightens, frightening, phobia, phobias, fear of the dark, parent, parents, comfort, comforts, comforting, closet, closets, in the closet, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, paranoia, paranoid, justified, justification