Paranoid Cartoons

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"My parents sent back all my stuff that came from China."

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"And, finally, are you now or have you ever been disgruntled?"

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"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"

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Conspiracy Theories $10

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"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

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"You know, I never properly vetted you."

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"You understand I have to ask. You're not some sort of skinhead, are you?"

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"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

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"Watch it. Here comes the law."

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The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

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"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"

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"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

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A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

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"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

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"Mr. Harrison already sees you."

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The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency

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'The House Of Mystery'

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"At first, I thought it was gunfire."

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"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

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Trust

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"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

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"We've got to get rid of some people, Cosgrove. Who are the least likely to come back and shoot us?"

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"You sure this is bulletproof?"

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"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

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"Nope, no monsters under here."

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