"When it's over, I'll explain all the pop culture references you didn't get and you can explain all the pop culture references I didn't get."
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pop culture, pop culture reference, reference, references, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, audience, audiences, culture, popular culture, cultured, cultures, explain, explained, explanation, child, childish, childhood, nostalgic, nostalgia, generation, generations, generation gap, out of date, outdated, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parental"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."
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family, families, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, parents, parent, parenting, parental, paternal, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, pop, pops, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothering, maternal, jungle, jungles, lost, fault, faults, blame, blames, blaming, tourist, tourism, tour, argue, argument, married, marriage, married life, marriage problems, husband, wife, husband and wife"Just give me the broad strokes."
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read, reading, skim read, skim, skimming, speed reading, books, book, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, summary, summarise, summarising, round up, brief, briefing, briefs, bedtime, bed time, kids, kid, child, children, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parental, parenting, happy families, broad strokes, impatient, impatience, impatiently"Am I talent or product?"
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stepford wives, old fashioned, family, family values, families, dinner, over dinner, business, market, markets, marketing, marketed, parents, parenting, parental, product, products, businesses, businessmen, dad, dads, father, fatherhood, talent, talented, word play, play on words, cliche, kids say the darndest things, cliches, cliché, clichésjargon, jargons, work talk, home life, work life, corporate, corporations, influence, influential, influencing, raising kids, kid, kids, child, children"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."
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fathers day, father's day, sperm bank, sperm donors, sperm banks, sperm donation, privacy, personal privacy, private, privacy policy, policy, policies, secret, secrets, hidden, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, holidays, holiday, celebrate, celebration, happy father's day, anonymous, anonymously, medical, parents, parental, parenting, parent"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."
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parenthood, parenting, parental, ancient history, history, historical, inherit, inherited, inheritance, attila, attila the hun, hun, the huns, the horde, horde, hordes, the mongols, mongols, mogolian, mongolia, historical, emperor, figure, figures, historical figures, kid, kids, embodiment, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, clubbed, club, brutal, brutally, military, militaristic, instinct, genetic, genetics, upbringing, brought up, nurture, nurtured, family, european, asian, european hisotry, asian history, global history, world history, pop culture, culture"My boyfriend is the son my parents always wanted."
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family, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, boyfriend, date, dating, dates, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, lgbt+, statistical, statistically, expectations, standards, high standards, high expectations, accepting, double edge, double edged, sword, double edged sword, jealous, jealousy, partner, partners, inadequate, inadequacy, feelings of inadequacy"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"
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marriage, married, married life, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, prenuptial, husband, husbands, wife, wives, priorities, priority, baby, babies, parental, parents, child, children, kid, kids, pregnancy, infant, awkward, awkward question, life planning, life plans, too late, late, dreams, dream, goal, goals, mid life crisis"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."
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success, successful, coach, coaches, life coach, life coaches, ambition, ambitions, lofty ambitions, goal, goals, goal-oriented, pressure, pressures, pressuring, parent, parents, parenting, parental, nag, nags, toddler, toddlers, kindergarten, expectation, expectations, high expectations, demand, demands, demanding, advice, advisor, advisors, advising, adviser, advisers, tip, tips"Wow! Wait'll I tell Dr. Feldman about this dream!"
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psychology, jungian, jung, jungian psychology, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatric, psyche, problem, problems, parent, parents, parenting, parental, regression, regress, regressing, dream, dreaming, meaning, meanings, implication, mother, mothers, father, fathers, issue, issues, mommy issues, daddy issues, middle age, middle aged, mental, mind, doctor, doctors, therapy, therapist, therapists, family"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
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herring, herrings, fish, fishes, dating, date, dates, daughter, daughters, parent, parenting, parental, marriage, married, marrying, fiance, fiancee, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, underwater, water, under water, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, marine, marine life, aquatic, family, families, money, wealth, employment, employed, true love, love"Humor should be employed to defuse tension, not create it."
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family, family scene, dinner, dinner time, dinner table, tense, tension, trouble, troublesome, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, strict, strictly, discipline, disciplines, humour, humor, age appropriate"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."
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test, tests, testing, nuclear test, nuclear tests, parent, parents, parental, toddler, toddlers, two year old, two year olds, terrible twos, terrible 2s, testing parent, child, offspring, kid, kids, disobedient, disobedience, parental authority, authority figure, authority figures, disobey, disobeys, disobeying, experiment, experiments, childhood development, child developments, child psychology, child psychologist, child psychologists, parenthood, parenting, gifted child, gifted children, science experiment, science experiments, experiment, experiments"Honey, he's our son. Now go and get some change."
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street musician, street musicians, busk, busks, busking, busker, buskers, offspring, parent, parents, parenting, parental, parental support, support system, support systems, supportive, dream, dreams, dreamer, dreamers, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, musician, musicians, music, acoustic guitar, acoustic guitars, child, children, musician, musicians, professional musician, professional musicians, career goal, career goalsAvailable Books Include: "Baby Einstein", "Baby Mozart" and "Baby Trump"
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, shopping, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, shelves, shelf, bookstore, clerk, baby, babies, trump, donald trump, president, presidential, famous figure, famous figures, kid, kids, kid's books, baby book, baby books, parent, parents, parenting, parental, mom, mum, moms, mums, new mom, new mum, new baby"Go say something nice about your mother's corporation."
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parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, pop, pops, father, fathers, fatherhood, mother, mom, mum, motherhood, moms, corporate, corporation, workaholic, work a holic, work-a-holic, modern, modern life, work, working, worker, workers, gender stereotype, role reversal, role reversals, sardonic humour, sardonic, sardonic humor, business, businesses, family, families, home, homes, home life, work life, work/life, work life split"I spy with my little eye—something on fire."
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i spy, ispy, travel, travels, travelling, travelled, transport, transported, fly, flying, flight, air, airline, airplane, plane, aeroplane, my little eye, eye, fire, plane crash, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parental, mom, mum, mother, mothers, precocious, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, tense, tension"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."
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father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new dad, new dad, new parent, new parents, congratulations, congratulations, anti-natalisim, antinatalism, anti familial, expectation, expected, expectations, parenting, parental, parenthood, guilt, guilt trip, guilt-trip, guilty, impossible standards, high standards, impossible, impossible goal, impossible goals, unattainable, unreasonable, unreasonable expectation, sardonic, comment, commentary, stereotype, stereotyping, stereotypes, passive aggressive, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducing"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."
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father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new dad, new dad, new parent, new parents, congratulations, parenting, parental, parenthood, school, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners, overshare, overshares, oversharer, oversharing, sharing, share, tmi, too much information, something to share, talk, talking, chatter, chattering, chatty, precocious, precocious, annoying, annoy, irritating, teacher, teachers, teaching"When Dads Were Dads"
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dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parenting, parents, parental, trauma, kid, kids, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, masculine, manly, manly man, man's man, men, man, masculinity, toxic masculinity, furniture, human furniture, ornament, ornaments, child, children, tv, television, couch potato, bad parent, pad parentingYou Got Schmutz On Your Face
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schmutz, dirt, dirty face, face, faces, jewish, jew, jewish community, jewish humor, jewish humour, yid, yiddish, hot dog, hot dog cart, street, streets, street vendor, vendor, vendors, mom, mum, mom jokes, mother, mothers, mothering, parents, parental, maternal, backward, backwards, reverse, reversed, reversal, reverse humor, schmutz on your faceThis Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots
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grandkids, grandkid, grandchild, grandma, grandpa, pop, mom, grandfather, grandfather, grandmothers, grand father, grand mother, grand kid, grand kids, old, old age, elder, elderly, woman, women, park, parks, play park, play parks, area, areas, reserve, reserved, reservation, men, old men, old man, man, older dad, older, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parenting, parents, parental, modern lifeIntroducing Healing Truths Mother's Day Cards
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mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parental, mom, moms, mum, mums, card, cards, greetings card, greeting card, greetings cards, greeting cards, mother's day, mother's, mothering sunday, hard truths, truth, truths, difficult truths, harsh truths, harsh, hard, realistic, realistically, realism, woman"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."
"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
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