Tags:infertility, family, families, parent, parents, parenthood, babies, baby, reproduction, reproduce, pregnancy, couple, couples, married, marriage, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, farmer, farmers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, cattle, fertility, fertility clinic, farm animal, farm animals, animal, animals, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians
"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
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"Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling."
Tags:bedtime story, bedtime stories, bedtime reading, bedtime, sleep, going to sleep, sleeping, childrens book, childrens books, childrens literature, kids books, childish, role reversal, reversal of roles, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, reading aloud, reading, read, story, stories, child, children, nostalgia, absurd, weird bedtime routine, weird bedtimes, weird, absurd bedtime story
"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, teen, teens, teenager, youth, youths, young adults, tv, t.v., telly, tvs, tellies, television, televisions, demographic, domographics, squander, squandering, waste, wasting, wasting your life, wasting youth, wasting life, young demographic
"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."
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"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"
Tags:career, careers, career path, career paths, pregnancy, pregnancies, childbearing age, obstacle, obstacles, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, prejudice, sexism in the workplace, sexist, sexists, prejudices, discrimination, discriminating, career obstacle, career obstacles, parenthood, parent, parents, parenting, gender issue, gender politics, expectant mother, expectant mothers
"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, kitchen, kitchens, free, fun, pay, money, expensive, entertainment, going out, free entertainment, raising children, raising kids, bored, boredom, whining, whinging, complaining, frugal, saving money, cheap, economical
"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."
Tags:child, kid, kids, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, camp, going to camp, separation anxiety, lunch time, lunch times, lunch break, lunch breaks, recess, camps, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, overparent, overparenting, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, over-protective, overprotective, over protective, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, childhood anxiety disorder, childhood anxiety disorders, pander, pandering, gratify, gratifying, comfort, comforting, attachment, attachment issues, attachment issue
"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."
"Not until you've arranged your pillows."
Tags:interior design, interior designer, interior designers, pillow, pillows, throw cushion, throw cushions, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, keeping up appearances, following trends, too many pillows, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, household rule, household rules, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters
"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."
Tags:hippy, hippies, counterculture, free spirit, nonconformist, 1960's, end war, ending the war, anti war, generations, younger generation, older generation, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, memories, old and young, peace, hallucinogenic drugs, protest, protester, protesters
"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."
Tags:tantrum, tantrums, tantrum throwing, tantrum thrower, tantrum throwers, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, bossy, bossiness, childhood, child raising, child rearing, child-raising, child-rearing, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, discipline, power dynamic, power dynamics, family dynamic, family dynamics
A store clerk files greeting cards for different types of moms
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"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"
Tags:break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, bad relationship, bad relationships, monster, monsters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, litter of kittens, new litter, baby cat, baby cats, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads
The Big Book of Parent-Child Fights
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"You see, Thomas, there's a bully at Daddy's office."
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"Dad, remember how you bungled the Lorton account?"
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"Which cupcakes are for boys?"
"I married money, son, so that you might never have to."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings, fathers and sons, marry money, marrying money, spoilt child, spoilt children, privilege, privileges, privileged, silver spoon, strategic match, strategic matches, gold digger, gold diggers
"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, raising kids, raising children, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, parent-teacher meeting, parent-teacher meetings, development, childhood, intelligence, iq, i.q., intelligence quotient, score, scores, chart, charts, normal, average, standardised testing, standardized testing, modern education, modern life
"Your mother is very fond of you, but she thought that you and your backpack looked suspicious."
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, security, terrorism, security check, security checks, suspicious, suspicious person, suspicious people, backpack, backpacks, bag check, bag checks, bag checking, untrustworthy, trustworthiness, security check, security checks, mother, mothers