"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
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"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."
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"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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"Hi, Dad. Investment banking wasn't that great after all."
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"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
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"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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"Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling."
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"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
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Does our driver's performance meet with your approval? If not, his mother can be reached at (718) 555-7403.
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"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."
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"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."
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"Son, your mother is a remarkable woman."
"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."
"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"
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"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."
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"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."
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"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."
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"Not until you've arranged your pillows."
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"OMG! I just got born!"
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The Berlitz Guide to Parent-Teacher Conferences
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An Honest Graduation Photograph
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"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."
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"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."
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"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."