Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
Tags:animal, animals, squirrel, squirrels, pirate, pirates, dig, digging, hole, holes, search, searching, buried, bury, treasure, buried treasure, x marks the spot, x-marks-the-spot, map, maps, treasure map, treasure maps, hunting, hunt, searching, search, looking, look, captain, captains, eye patch, eye patches, peg leg, peg legs, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, park, parks, hook, hooks, strange, unusual
"On the other hand, it may bring in more visitors."
Tags:cleavage, division, split, separation, mountains, mountain, hike, hiker, hikers, national park, national parks, play on words, word play, park, parks, outdoors, outdoor, nature, woods, forests, forest, sex appeal, breast, head in the gutter, get your head out of the gutter, homonym, homonyms, create interest, marketing, name change, name changes, creating interest, generate interest, generating interest, marketing company, marketing companies
Birds of Manhattan
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, city pigeon, city pigeons, vermin, bird, birds, manhattan, nyc, ny, new york, new york city, park, parks, public park, public parks, feed the birds, feeding the birds, central park, city life, urban life, museum, museums, let down, let-down, disappointing, disappointed, disappoint, pride, proud, national pride, fail, failed, diorama, dioramas, display, display, museum display, museum displays, museum exhibition, museum exhibitions, city, cities
It's Not What it Looks Like, Margaret
"Wow, you're right—this is hard."
"My doctor told me to take it easy."
Going to the Park
"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
Tags:warning, warnings, burn, burns, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, sunburned, shirtless, shirtlessness, let off, let off with a warning, spf 50, sunblock, bad idea, bad ideas, police, police department, police departments, cop, cops, park scene, park scenes, public park, public parks, park, parks, faux pas
Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light
Tags:park, parks, park scene, park scenes, street lamp, street lamps, streetlight, streetlights, street light, street lights, street lamp, street lamps, book light, book lights, booklight, booklights, reading, reader, readers, book, books, bench, benches, sitting, avid reader, avid readers, reading in the dark, innovative, creative, visual joke, visual joke, visual gag, visual gag
"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, driving, driver, drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, taxi driver, taxi drivers, transportation, cabbie, cabbies, new age, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, environment, nature, tree, trees, ginkgo, ginkgo tree, ginkgo trees, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, park, parks
"Parks and Wildlife called - I thought you should know."
Television In The Park
Tags:modern life, modern world, middle america, trash, trashy, trashed, lazy, married, marriage, culture, cultured, cultural, pop culture, in the park, subvert, subverted, television, couch potato, couch potatoes, park, parks, booze, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, lower class, low, oddly insulting, pretentious, spin off, spin-off, snob, snobby, snobbery, elitist, elitism, class, class issues, class divide
"Don't be scared, David! Mommy's here with your crumb of validation."
Tags:park, parks, slide, slides, playground, playgrounds, play ground, play grounds, play-ground, play-grounds, childhood, childhoods, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, validation, validations, parenting style, parenting styles, parenthood, parenthoods, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, modern families, insecurity, insecurities, child raising, childraising, child-raising, childrearing, child-rearing, child rearing
"Recess does things to a man."
"Will the owner of the car with license plate 417-JHL please move it?"
Tags:license plate, license plates, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car, cars, park, parks, parking, parking spot, parking spots, illegal parking, illegally parked, inconsiderate, speech, speeches, auction, auctions, car auction, car auctions, announcement, announcements, rude, rudeness, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, etiquette, social etiquette
Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.
This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots
Tags:grandkids, grandkid, grandchild, grandma, grandpa, pop, mom, grandfather, grandfather, grandmothers, grand father, grand mother, grand kid, grand kids, old, old age, elder, elderly, woman, women, park, parks, play park, play parks, area, areas, reserve, reserved, reservation, men, old men, old man, man, older dad, older, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parenting, parents, parental, modern life
"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, escape, escapes, escaping, silience, relaxation, relaxing, park, parks, sitting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, peace and quiet, calm, calming, taking a break, break, breaks, getting away
"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
Tags:pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, pharmacies, compete, competes, competing, duck, ducks, duck pond, duck ponds, feed the birds, feeding bireds, birdseed, bird seed, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, pharmacist, pharmacists, chemist, chemists, drugstore, drugstores, pharmacy tech, pharmacy techs, incentive, incentives, incentivize, incentivizing, pill, pills, feed, feeds, feeding, park, public park, public parks
"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."
Tags:newtons cradle, newton's cradle, newtons cradles, newton's cradles, issac newton, sir issac newton, swing, swings, swingset, swingsets, kid, kids, child, childhood, play, playing, physics, playground, playgrounds, playpark, playparks, play park, play parks, park, parks, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, conservation of energy, momentum, conservation of energy and momentum, newtons balls, newton's balls, executive ball clicker, executive ball clickers, laws of motion, third law of motion, 3rd law of motion
"Are you through with your 'Times'?"
Lacks Structure and Meaning
Tags:crowd, crowds, gathering, gatherings, college, colleges, college campus, college campuses, public square, public squares, park, public park, parks, public parks, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, public art, public arts, art criticism, art critics, art critic, art critique, art criticisms, art revue, art revues, installation art, installation arts