Tags:california, us, usa, america, united states, united states of america, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, hollywood, film star, film stars, movie star, movie stars, famous person, famous people, valet, valets, valet parking, welcome sign, welcome signs, road sign, road signs, privilege, privileged, parking
"It's O.K. I didn't marry you for your parking karma."
Tags:drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, karma, karmic, buddhist, buddhism, married, married life, marriage, parking lot, space, spaces
Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.
Tags:history, historical, colonial, pirate, pirates, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, sailor, sailors, transportation, handicap, handicap parking, disabled parking, disabled parking, blue badge, parking, disabled, disability, dock, docks, port, ports, pier, piers, peg leg, wooden leg, cane, canes, vehicle, vehicles, commuting, commuter, commuters, parking space, parking spaces
"You always take the parking spot of least resistance."
Tags:parking spot, parking spots, parking place, parking places, parking, car park, car parks, car parking, parking lot, parking lots, path of least resistance, least resistance, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery, groceries, grocery shop, grocery shops, grocery store, grocery stores, retail park, retail parks
"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, dressed up, disguise, disguised, disguises, shopping, shopper, shoppers, impostor, impostors, parking, city life, urban life, modern life, modern times, shortcut, shortcuts, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, city parking
"Will the owner of the car with license plate 417-JHL please move it?"
Tags:license plate, license plates, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car, cars, park, parks, parking, parking spot, parking spots, illegal parking, illegally parked, inconsiderate, speech, speeches, auction, auctions, car auction, car auctions, announcement, announcements, rude, rudeness, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, etiquette, social etiquette
"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."
Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.
Dog waiting in a car for his owner to return from the pharmacy
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, thought, thoughts, think, thinking, bark, barking, barked, resentment, anger, upset, forgive, forgiveness, abandoned, abandonment, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, left, left alone, pharmacy, pharmacies, shopping, driving, driver, drivers, working through, mental health, abandonment issues, clingy, needy, parked, parking
"It would behoove you to remember that our passenger-side airbag has been disconnected."
Tags:drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, texting and driving, driving and texting, manner, manners, danger, dangerous, road, road safety, safety, airbag, airbags, married life, marriage, argue, arguing, argument, threat
"You in the Volkswagen! I don't know who you are, but you're ﬁred!"
Tags:parking, parking lot, parking lots, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, firing, lay off, lay offs, unemployment, termination, downsizing, at-will employment, getting fired, being fired
Parking? I don't think so.
Disgruntled employee of the month parking.
Tags:disgruntled, employee, employees, worker, workers, employee of the month, angry, upset, parking, parking space, parking spaces, parking spot, parking spots, violence, violence in the workplace, workplace violence, shooting, shootings, mass shooting, mass shootings, management, manager, managers, managing, designated area, designated areas, corporate culture, corporate ladder, layoff, layoffs
"It's a hassle, but I can use the handicapped-parking spots."
Tags:crash test, crash tests, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, handicapped, injured, injury, injuries, car crash, car crashes, handicap, tough job, tough jobs, job, jobs, complain, complaints, complaint, complaining, venting, parking, parking lot, parking spot, car park, drink, drinks, alcohol, bar, bars, pub, pubs, chat, chatting, benefits, job benefits, work perks, job perks
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, smart dog, smart dogs, intelligent, smart, good dog, good dogs, paying, parking meter, parking meters, parking metre, parking metres, parking, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, change, coin, coins
"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."
"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."
Tags:parking, city parking, bad parking, driving, driver, drivers, city life, city living, urban life, dinner party, dinner parties, modern life, late, delay, delays, delayed, modern times, cocktail party, cocktail parties, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, guest, guests, dinner guest, dinner guests
"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."
Tags:philosophy, philosophical, philosophical question, philosophical questions existential, existential crisis, exist, existence, existential anxiety, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping, escalator, escalators, woman, women, parking lot, parking lots, parked car, parked cars, car, cars, parking, lost, confused, anxious, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, useless, bad memory, can't remember, meaning, meaning of life
Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time
Tags:einstein, albert einstein, relativity, theory of relativity, mystery, mysteries, space-time continuum, space, time, theory, theories, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists, park, parks, parking, no parking, no parking sign, no parking signs, restriction, restrictions, violation, violations, parking ticket, parking tickets
"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, parking, parking the car, parking lot, parking lots, lost, confused, searching, looking, cave, caves, cavern, caverns, forgot, forgotten, admit, stubborn, stubbornness, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes
"Please! Have a seat!"
Tags:parking meter, parking meters, parking metres, parking metre, business meeting, business meetings, client, clients, rip off, rip offs, rip-off, rip-offs, parking, driver, drivers, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, pay and display, city, cities, urban, city life, city living, urban life
"You don't see many tickets to the opera just handed out like that."
Tags:opera, the opera, season ticket, season tickets, opera season ticket, opera season tickets, parking ticket, parking tickets, parking warden, parking wardens, parking cop, parking cops, city parking, city life, urban life, parking, misinterpretation, mistake, mistakes, opera fan, opera fans, parking permit, parking permits, parking meter, parking meters
"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."
A man drives past a sign on a vacant lot that reads "No Parking - Since 1956".