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"I hate how she seems to think that she's so much more depressed than everyone else."
"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."
"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."
"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."
"My God, look at all she's had done! Or is that someone else?"
"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."
"Mario Patrizio, Conte di Cellini-Vasconi --- Eurotrash or Eurotreasure?"
"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."