"Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled due to our desire to ruin your life."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, flight, flights, flying, canceled, cancelled, desire, desires, wish, wishes, ruin your life, attention, announcement, announcements, problem, problems, departure gate, departure gates, cancellation, cancellations, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, announcement, announcements, bad sign, maintenance, maintenance crew, problem, problems, fixing, repairing, repair, repairs, safety, apprehension, foreboding, fear, fearful, anxiety, anxious, transportation"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
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airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, stewardess, stewardesses, host, hostess, air, oxygen, oxygen mask, oxygen masks, mask, masks, loss of cabin pressure, cabin, cabins, emergency, safety, safety precautions, safety precaution, take-off, speech, presentation, passenger, passengers, dollar, dollars, money, nickel-and-dime, nickel and dime, overcharge, overcharging, charge for everything, pay, cost, costs, costs of flying, cost of flying"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, delay, delays, delayed, late, inconvenience, voucher, vouchers, service, customer service, death, life, waiting, wait, long waits, redeem, redeemable, courtesy, wasting time, wasted timeBus for Dogs
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bus, buses, transport, transportation, bus company, dog, dogs, passengers, passenger, role reversal, dogs driving, driving dog, human-like dog, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owners, pet owner, bus driver, bus drivers, coach, coaches, travel, travelling, traveling, traveler, travelers, travellers, traveller, bus tour, bus tours, tourism, tourist, tourists, road trip, road trips, tour group, tour groups"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, job, jobs, work, career, careers, occupation, occupations, profession, professions, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, passenger, passengers, life story, career changes, changing careers, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification"It's O.K. I didn't marry you for your parking karma."
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drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, karma, karmic, buddhist, buddhism, married, married life, marriage, parking lot, space, spaces"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."
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passenger, passengers, airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, rebel, rebels, rebelling, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air stewardess, air stewardess, cabin crew, cabin crews, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
Snowman going through airport security
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airport, airports, international airport, international airports, flying, air travel, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, snowman, snowmen, carrot, carrots, carrot nose, carrot noses, scarf, scarfs, tray, trays, put all your belongings in the tray, going through airport security, going through security"That means you, pal!"
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bus, buses, taking the bus, riding the bus, bus driver, bus drivers, driver, drivers, trumpet, trumpets, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, musician, musicians, sign, signs, rules, rules, regulation, regulations, restriction, restrictions, ban, banned, music, no music, public transportation, passenger, passengers, rider, riders, customer, customers, bus company, bus companies, commuting, commute, commuter, commuters, silent, silence"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, seat belt, seat belts, thin, skinny, body image, weight, overweight, fat, obese, obesity, self-confidence, self-esteem, health, fitness, body shape, out of shape, complaint, complaints, complainingChild on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, kid, kids, child, children, airplane mode, flight mode, technology, turn on, turn off, setting, settings, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, flying with kids, flying with children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, family, families, shirt, shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, modern life"Sorry. Full."
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elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, operator, operators, full, crowded, too full, waiting, winter, wintertime, fashion, winter clothing, winter clothes, winter jacket, winter coat, winter jackets, winter coats, winter gear, parka, parkas, bulky, heavy, awkward, down jacket, down jackets, inconvenient, season, seasons, seasonal, weather, passenger, passengers, limited space, modern life, problem, problems"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
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greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, dead, life after death, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, journey, journeys, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, salted nuts, nuts, mixed nuts, chewing gum, gum, bubblegum, snack, snacks, vendor, vendors, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls"Pardon me, do you have the time?"
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the time, asking the time, oblivious, obliviousness, missing to obvious, missed the obvious, clock, clocks, station, stations, central station, grand central station, grand central station new york, ny, nyc, new york, new york city, train station, train stations, passenger, passengers, dependant, dependence, blind, blindness, commuter, commuters, commuting, the commuteA passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, luggage, baggage, bag, bags, lost, lost & found, lost and found, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, problem, problems, customer service, service, modern life, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, traveling, travellingCowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.
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old west, wild west, western, westerns, mid-west, midwest, regional, cowboy, cowboys, animal, animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, cattle drive, cattle drives, herding cattle, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, ranger, rangers, farmer, farmers, herding, steer, steers, bull, bulls, air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, cattle car, cattle cars, economy"Folks, today we're going to have perfect weather and some great views of states that are swinging to the Democrats."
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveling, travelling, passenger, passengers, announcement, announcements, democrat, democrats, democratic party, swing state, swing states, election, elections, election campaign, election campaigns, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, american politics, politics, government, governments, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, view, views, political party, political parties"What are the odds? A therapist and his star patient seated next to each other on a fourteen-hour flight? It's like we both just won the lottery!"
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air travel, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, bad luck, unlucky, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, fate"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"
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taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxi cab, taxi cabs, taxi driver, taxi drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, cabbie, cabbies, taxi man, driver, drivers, drive, drives, automobile, automobile, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, transport, transportation, lost, confused, confusion, wrong way, mistake, mistakes, backseat driver, backseat drivers, back-seat driver, back-seat drivers, driving, nag, passenger, passengers, forest, directions, direction"It would behoove you to remember that our passenger-side airbag has been disconnected."
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drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, texting and driving, driving and texting, manner, manners, danger, dangerous, road, road safety, safety, airbag, airbags, married life, marriage, argue, arguing, argument, threatGrim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
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greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapersdeath, dead, life after death, afterlife, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls, tip, tips, tipping, tipping jar, tipping jars, tip jar, tip jars, gratuity, gratuities, religion, religiousA car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, passenger, passengers, towing, trailer, trailers, boat, boats, yacht, yachts, ship, ships, party boat, party boats, partying, party, parties, unusual, no water, boating, boater, boaters, pleasure cruise, rural, leisure, dangerous, risky