Passionate Cartoons

"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I love that your politics stink."

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

Rhode Island School of Desire

"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."

"Gentlemen, where's the eros?"

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

"We never fight anymore."

"I'm a religious nut."

"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"Your best cholesterol lacks all conviction, and your worst is full of passionate intensity."

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

"Above and beyond my resumé you'll find I have a real passion for money."

"The drums, Melissa, the drums of passion, they beat for you."

"He's run away to join the media circus."

Sultry Confinement

"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."

How do they know me so well?

How do they know me so well?

"Sometimes I wish you were more incandescent -- you know, like an Italian."