"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."
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restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, pasta, fettuccine, order, orders, ordering, pos system, pos systems, point of sale, system, systems, system failure, problem, problems, computer, computers, issue, issues, cooking, serving, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, failure, failures, modern life, restaurant problems, restaurant issues, technology"Could I have the fires al dente?"
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fastfood, fastfood chain, fastfood chains, fastfood restaurant, fast food restaurants, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, al dente, pasta, millennial, millennials, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, catering, service industry, catering industry, burger, burgers, fries, customer, customers, stupid customer, stupid customers, bad customer, bad customers"I love it. Who did it?"
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spaghetti, spaghettis, fork, forks, pasta, pastas, pasta fork, pasta forks, spaghetti fork, spaghetti forks, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, fashions, fashion sense, fashionista, fashionistas, cutlery, trend setter, trend setters, trendsetter, trendsetters, trend-setter, trend-setters"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."
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business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, spaghetti, pasta, fork, forks, dinner time, meal, meals, meal time, short notice, rush, in a rush, interruption, interruptions, overworked, overworking, management style, management styles, professionalism, unprofessional, lunchbreak, lunch time"This Year on the Via Venetto... Paparazzi with Fiber Optics."
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paparazzi, fiber optic, fiber optics, fibre optic, fibre optics, fiber optic cable, fiber optic cables, fibre optic cable, fibre optic cables, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, model, models, spy, spies, spying, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, celebrity, celebrities, italy, italian villa, italian villas, gossip, gossips, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalist, tabloid journalists, tabloid journalism, wire, wires, spaghetti, pasta, noodle, noodles, gossip rag, gossip rags"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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pasta, pastas, tagliatelle, megatelli, restaurant, oversized, large, big, huge, italian, restaurants, italian restaurants, order, orders, menu, menus, mega, dining, eating, eat, filling, full, italy, miscommunication, explanation, surprise, surprising, shock, shocks, surprises, misunderstanding, misunderstood"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."
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restaurant, waiter, waiters, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogs, food blogger, food bloggers, eating out, out to eat, couple, couples, diet, dieting, diets, lose, lose weight, overweight, over weight, binge, binging, carb, carbs, pasta, pasta lover, italian food, italian, italian cuisine, portion, portions, portion size, portion sizes, omad, if, intermittent fasting, calories, calorie, cico, calorie counting, calories in calories out, good food, dinner, dinner party, dinner partiesFettuccine Western
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fettuccine, spaghetti, pasta, spaghetti western, italian western, wild west, western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, obesity, fat, obese, overweight, wide, film, films, classic film, classic films, movie, movies"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"
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animal, animals, bird, birds, cardinal, cardinals, bird feeder, bird feeders, feeding birds, feeding wild animals, wild animals, wild animal, food, bird food, bird seed, birdseed, nature, natural, dining, eating, lasagne, pasta, fat, obese, overweight, overeating, unhealthy, obesity crisis, diet, diets, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets"The Pasta Muerta is very good today."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, suggestion, suggestions, suggest, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, food, meal, meals, dish, dishes, pasta, muerta, today's special, menu, menus, death, dead, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, scythe, scythes, word play, wordplayPasta of the Eighties
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pasta, pasta shape, pasta shapes, design, designs, retro, retro design, retro designs, italian food, italian restaurant, italian restaurants, spaghetti, noodles, 1980s, 80s, '80s, retro fashion, retro fashions, skinny tie, skinny ties, yuppie, yuppies, smoking section, smoking sections, dated, out of date, portable phone, portable phones, phone, phones, telephone, telephonesMILAN CHAIR HARVEST
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furniture, chair, chairs, design, designs, art, designer, designers, milan, italy, italian, harvest, harvests, avant-garde, modern, trend, trends, trendy, fashion, style, in style, in fashion, electric, bread, thermometer, thermometers, cannoli, breakfast, penne, pasta, fork, wing, love seat, love seats, sectional, sectionals, lounge chair, lounge chairs, shape, shapes, word play, wordplay, inspired, unique, original"Throw in some marinara sauce and you've got a deal."
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negotiation, negotiations, marinara sauce, marinara sauces, tomato sauce, tomato sauces, pasta, pastas, spaghetti, spaghetti dish, spaghetti dishes, negotiating, negotiating table, negotiating tables, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, italian cuisine, italian food, italian restaurant"It seems as though all of this global warming has had very little effect on my bucatini carbonara."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, carbonara, bucatini, pasta, environmental issues, environmental problems, environmental destruction, climate change, global warming, denier, deniers, effect, effects, affect, affects, heat, cold, cold food, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer service, service, modern life"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"
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food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, spelt, health, healthy eating, eating healthy, health food, pasta, organic, confused, confusion, unfamiliar, unknown, ingredient, ingredients, millennial, millennials, modern lifeTuscan Fare Of The Moment
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vend, vending, vending machine, vends, machine, machines, change, dollar, dollars, ad, advert, adverts, advertising, advertise, advertisements, advertised, market, markets, marketing, dine, dining, fine dining, corporate, brand, branding, branded, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, office, offices, office life, international, international food, world food, world foods, tuscan, tuscany, pasta, pastas, bread, gourmet, gourmet food, italy, italian, italian food, italian dish, dish, dishes, dine"Too much pasta. Go have some spare ribs."
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, diet, diets, bad diet, dietary advice, bad diets, unhealthy diet, pasta, spare rib, spare ribs, patient, patient"Don't tell me too much about yourself. I prefer my relationships al dente."
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date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, jogger, joggers, al dente, pasta, spaghetti, overshare, oversharing, talking too much, talkative, insensitive, insensitivity, fitness, relationship, relationships, new relationship, new relationship, romance, romantic, romantics"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, cooking, homecooking, meal, meals, dinner, diet, diets, eating habits, dietary habits, pasta, nutrition, balanced diet, balanced diet, health, unhealthy, healthy diet, eating healthy, healthy eating, nutritionist, nutritionists, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky, picky eater, picky eatersMetro Goldwyn Macaroni
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movie, movies, film, films, filmmaker, filmmakers, movie maker, movie makers, producer, producers, director, directors, play on words, wordplay, word play, pasta, macaroni, noodle, noodles, media, media company, media companies, film studio, film studios, logo, logos