"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."
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"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"
"Could I have the fires al dente?"
Tags:fastfood, fastfood chain, fastfood chains, fastfood restaurant, fast food restaurants, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, al dente, pasta, millennial, millennials, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, catering, service industry, catering industry, burger, burgers, fries, customer, customers, stupid customer, stupid customers, bad customer, bad customers
"I love it. Who did it?"
Tags:spaghetti, spaghettis, fork, forks, pasta, pastas, pasta fork, pasta forks, spaghetti fork, spaghetti forks, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, fashions, fashion sense, fashionista, fashionistas, cutlery, trend setter, trend setters, trendsetter, trendsetters, trend-setter, trend-setters
"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."
Tags:business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, spaghetti, pasta, fork, forks, dinner time, meal, meals, meal time, short notice, rush, in a rush, interruption, interruptions, overworked, overworking, management style, management styles, professionalism, unprofessional, lunchbreak, lunch time
"This Year on the Via Venetto... Paparazzi with Fiber Optics."
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"Who ordered the megatelli?"
Tags:pasta, pastas, tagliatelle, megatelli, restaurant, oversized, large, big, huge, italian, restaurants, italian restaurants, order, orders, menu, menus, mega, dining, eating, eat, filling, full, italy, miscommunication, explanation, surprise, surprising, shock, shocks, surprises, misunderstanding, misunderstood
"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."
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"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, cardinal, cardinals, bird feeder, bird feeders, feeding birds, feeding wild animals, wild animals, wild animal, food, bird food, bird seed, birdseed, nature, natural, dining, eating, lasagne, pasta, fat, obese, overweight, overeating, unhealthy, obesity crisis, diet, diets, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets
"The Pasta Muerta is very good today."
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Pasta of the Eighties
Tags:pasta, pasta shape, pasta shapes, design, designs, retro, retro design, retro designs, italian food, italian restaurant, italian restaurants, spaghetti, noodles, 1980s, 80s, '80s, retro fashion, retro fashions, skinny tie, skinny ties, yuppie, yuppies, smoking section, smoking sections, dated, out of date, portable phone, portable phones, phone, phones, telephone, telephones
MILAN CHAIR HARVEST
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"Throw in some marinara sauce and you've got a deal."
Tags:negotiation, negotiations, marinara sauce, marinara sauces, tomato sauce, tomato sauces, pasta, pastas, spaghetti, spaghetti dish, spaghetti dishes, negotiating, negotiating table, negotiating tables, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, italian cuisine, italian food, italian restaurant
"It seems as though all of this global warming has had very little effect on my bucatini carbonara."
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The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano
"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, spelt, health, healthy eating, eating healthy, health food, pasta, organic, confused, confusion, unfamiliar, unknown, ingredient, ingredients, millennial, millennials, modern life
Tuscan Fare Of The Moment
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"Too much pasta. Go have some spare ribs."
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"Don't tell me too much about yourself. I prefer my relationships al dente."
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The New Geological Timetable
"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."
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Metro Goldwyn Macaroni
The Men From The Pasta Squad Know Their Stuff.