"I'm retaining doughnuts."
Tags:retaining fluid, diet, dieting, dieter, dieters, on a diet, junk food, sugar, carbs, carbohydrates, fat, getting fat, losing weight, gaining weight, donut, donuts, doughnut, doughnuts, pastry, pastries, baked goods, healthy eating, healthy diet, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, women, period, periods, time of month, menstruation, menstrual, premenstrual
"It sure is great to be back in France."
Tags:france, french, pastry, pastries, bread, breads, baguette, baguettes, muffin, muffins, croissant, croissants, french bread, french breads, french vacation, french vacations, french holiday, french holidays, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, french trip, french trips, bakery, bakeries, baker, bakers
"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"
"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
Tags:love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, valentine, valentines, date, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, valentine's, valentine's day, gayest, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolates, celebrating, celebrates, celebration, celebrations, candy, candies, candy, shop, chocolatier, patisserie, pastry, pastries, truffle, truffles, fancy, gift, gifts, present, presents, foodie, foodies, food blog, food blogger, food lover, food lovers, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+
"What do you eat for anxiety?"
Tags:french, belgian, bakery, pastry, pastries, sweets, dessert, desserts, cake, cakes, cupcake, cupcakes, danish, danishes, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, shop, shops, store, stores, window shop, window shopping, cafe, cafes, anxiety, anxious, depressed, depression, eat your feelings, eating your feelings, mental heath, comfort food, comfort foods
Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
Tags:bakery, bakeries, pastry shop, pastry shops, display, displays, display case, display cases, baked goods, pastries, pastry, muffin, muffins, baker, bakers, cashier, cashiers, jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisons, incarceration, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, visitor, visitors, visitation, visiting, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, through the glass
"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defendant, defendants, client, clients, defense, defence, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, baking, baker, bakers, pastry chef, pastry chefs, pastry, shortcrust, pate brisee, food, sentence, sentencing, final remarks, closing remarks, last words
Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional
Tags:spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, kitchen, kitchen furniture, cannoli, cannolis, pastry, pastries, section, sectioned, sectional, cross-section, cross section, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured
"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"
Driest croissant in all the world.
"Go ahead. I'm trying to watch my boyish figure."
Tags:beauty standards, gender issues, diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, skinny, skinny woman, skinny women, calorie counting, watching you weight, boyish figure, modern expectation, modern expectations, temptations, pastry, pastries, bakery, bakeries, female beauty, female beauty standards, self control, self denial
Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery
Tags:store, stores, storefront, bakery, bakeries, old lady, little old lady, lil old lady, grandma, window, windows, shop, shopfront, shops, shopping, pastries, pastry, patisserie, old people, age, aged, ageing, ages, old age, gossip, gossiping, chat, chatting, chatty, talkative, talking, talk, talks, company, tmi, too much information, overshare, over share, over-share, family, families
"What do you have that justifies its calories?"
Tags:weight, weight, overweight, fat, fattening, calories, calorie, calorie counting, calorie count, cico, calories in calories out, diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, quick weight loss, restrict, restricting, restriction, pastry, pastries, eat, eating, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, dessert, desserts, treat, treats, cheat day, cheat days, treat yourself, bakery, bakeries, healthy, fit, fitter, fitness
"Either the President's in town or they're selling zeppoles on Seventh Avenue."
Tags:traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, road rage, drive, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, cab driver, cab drivers, taxi driver, taxi drivers, presidential visit, reasons, reasoning, excuse, excuses, zeppoles, zeppole, pastry, pastries, dessert, desserts, fried dough, fried dough ball, fried dough balls, food, foods, street food
Pastries and Candy
Tags:pastry, pastries, candy, candies, gingerbread, gingerbreads, gingerbread man, gingerbread men, hansel and gretel, specialty, specialties, speciality, specialities, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, evil, evil witch, trap, traps, trapping, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses
"I'll adjourn when we finish the prune Danish."
Tags:meeting, meetings, meeting snack, meeting snacks, refreshments, meeting refreshments, pastry, pastries, danish, danish pastry, danish pastries, adjourning the meeting, ending the meeting, force feed, force feeding, held hostage, holding hostage, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessman, businessmen
Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover
Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover
Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.
"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."
"This is our chance to grab all the left over pastries in the conference room."
Tags:pastries, pastry, conference room, conference rooms, bear fight, bear fights, bear fighting, sword fight, sword fights, distraction, distractions, distracted, catering, caterer, caterers, catered, corporate culture, working environment, working environments, work environment, job perk, job perks, job benefit, job benefits, office politics
Assortment of stale pastry 'petit fours' with instant coffee sorbet."
Tags:stale pastry, pastry, pastries, cake, cakes, donut, donuts, doughnut, doughnuts, croissant, croissants, biscuit, biscuits, cupcake, cupcakes, sweet tooth, petit fours, petit-fours, sweet-tooths, cake, cakes, stale food, instant coffee, instant coffees, sorbet, sorbets, gourmet, gourmets, foodie, foodies
"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."
Tags:cannoli, cannolis, italians, italians, italian cuisine, italian food, italian mob, mobs, mob, italian mobs, italian mafia, mafia, mobster, mobsters, gang, gangsters, cops, cop, police, policemen, policeman, giant cannoli, giant cannolis, rob, robbing, transporting, moving, worried, worry, worries, worrisome, cautious, paranoia, paranoid, dessert, desserts, pastry, pastries, italy, baked goods
"Not only have my eyes glazed over – they have turned completely into cinnamon rolls."